I Played a Member of a Family That Loves Causing Trouble

"My older sister, Random Order, is the top medic in the liquor company. She dares to bandage the executive department's boss, can chat and laugh with the Thousand-Faced Witch, and even teaches her how to care for skin that's constantly damaged by disguises." "My older brother, Random Number, is a genius and mysterious detective. He often appears out of nowhere at crime scenes, goes head-to-head with famous detectives, then drifts away after exposing the truth. No one knows his background or whereabouts." "My younger sister, True Sequence, has the skills of an agent. She's clever, an excellent shot, and a master of the American quick-draw. Her paragliding skills can rival a phantom thief's, and she's fought the FBI and the Public Security Bureau before and walked away unscathed." "You want to know about me? Me... I'm just an ordinary college student?" * One day, the world was reshuffled, and three souls suddenly appeared inside Yaowei Xu's body. She could also see a forum interface. Crime rates suddenly soared, and the safety index plummeted. The liquor company, the Public Security Bureau, and the detectives were all identities Yaowei Xu could learn about through the forum. As an ordinary person, she was panicking! What's more, she kept getting dragged into assassination, bombing, robbery, and disaster cases. It was as if she had some kind of conspiracy magnet attached to her. But it was all right. The versions of herself from other worlds seemed to be big shots... "Sister Random Order, Brother Random Number, Little Sister True Sequence, save me!! QAQ!! I don't want to die!!" * [True Sequence is so cool! She came down from the sky on a motorcycle and pinned the fugitive to the ground. So badass.] [Who'd have thought the genius detective, who's such a sharp-tongued jerk outside, would be so gentle with his sisters at home? Number, take it easy on the phone calls. Conan's glasses are about to fall off.] [Tsk, bet you didn't know our Number is a good man who loves his family!] [Gentle and kind, just like the perfect big sister of my dreams. Sister Random Order.] [The person above has been fooled. She's a ruthless wolf in sheep's clothing. How else could she keep everyone else in line and become the big sister? Gin objects!] [The only lay-flat member of the family, Xu-chan. Get fired up, Xu! Your sisters and brother are outshining you!] [Honestly, if my family were this amazing, I'd lie flat too... Yeah.] [What's wrong with being a couch potato? It's great. I love couch potatoes!] * Among the Black Organization, the secret service, and detective enthusiasts, there is a legend about a mysterious family. They say every member holds secrets, is cunning and inscrutable, and practices secrecy above all. They appear without warning and vanish just as suddenly. Sometimes they help the good guys strike back at the bad guys, and sometimes they help the bad guys grow stronger or escape the scene. Their loyalties are unpredictable, making them an extremely dangerous and unstable element. "Hmm." "Are you talking about us?" P.S. 1. No pairings in the main story. One body, four souls, four separate lives; there are both men and women. They pretend to be a crazy, coldhearted family. They are versions of the same person from parallel worlds who have gone through different experiences: a story about comforting yourself and sharing in your own sorrow. Since they are all the same person, no one understands them better. The earliest records of related jokes in the chats between the blurb and the main story can be traced back to 2020, with saved drafts to prove it. 2. This is still a story about rebuilding Academy City (?), with only the protagonist's character setup changed. 3. Random Order and True Sequence are characters I've written before, while Xu and Random Number were characters I once planned to write. I have records or drafts for all of them; they are original characters. 4. When a soul takes control of the body, they change their appearance to avoid being recognized as the same person. For example, Random Order lets all her hair down and wears it loose behind her; Random Number ties all his hair up and wears a short wig; Yaowei Xu wears black-framed glasses, while True Sequence ties her hair in a side ponytail. Theme: Justice