I Just Want to Cuddle Up to Handsome Guys

--A story I'm saving for later--

After Leaving the Police Force, I Hired Cursed Spirits to Run a Restaurant

A spin-off BL story

Tachibana Sousuke got stuck with a game System called Cursed Spirit Restaurant.

After trying it out, he discovered that it combined restaurant management, socializing, cooking, and card draws. It was so fun and interesting that he couldn't stop playing.

In the game, you can meet all kinds of customers:

a handsome, long-haired high priest;

a blind man with a slim waist, long legs, and a pretty face;

a delicate, black-clad boy wrapped in bandages;

a magician who wears heels and smiles seductively... and so on.

Everything was great, except that every employee he hired was just a tiny bit...

ugly.

*

Pot: (shouting) I did not apply to be a grill chef!!! I'm here to kill people! Do you understand? Kill people?!

[So angry he's spewing lava from the top of his head]

Sousuke: Oh, wow! That fire control is perfect! Just what I'd expect from the legendary special-grade chef, Mr. Pot! You're hired!

Pot: Damn it.

*

They really were ugly, but after looking at them for a while, everyone started finding them kind of cute?

--

Tachibana Sousuke, who'd been lounging at home and waiting to die of boredom, had found himself a new dream.

He rose from his lazy life and set off down the road of culinary obsession.

After humbly learning the signature dishes of all the special-grade chefs at Cursed Spirit Restaurant, Sousuke turned his own place into the hardest private restaurant in all of Japan to book.

Then one day, the game and reality merged.

*

Sousuke's police academy classmate, a little curly-haired guy, stared in shock at the chefs bustling around the kitchen.

Curly Hair: Xiao Lan... those people...

Sousuke (smiling): They're cosplayers~

Curly Hair: In a kitchen this hot? No way--

Sousuke (kindly): They're cosplayers.

Curly Hair: ...Okay, then.

--Blurb for this story--

[Uncle Takes a Walk x Heavenly Restriction Tyrant]

That scar was right there, practically beckoning people over and saying, "Come on, kiss me. I'm damn well asking for it."

Wow... this man is something else.

[Naruto x Naruto]

"When Naruto confessed, my first thought was: dating a boy four years younger than me? That's like an old cow eating tender grass! I can't do something that immoral!"

"...But aren't you eating tender grass right now?"

"Yeah, because I'm already pretty immoral. A little more won't hurt."

"???"

[Grand Line x Ace]

The reason she pursued Ace was very simple: Arisa was fed up with this poorly modeled world! Why was it so hard to find a handsome guy to cuddle with?

Yes, she came clean. She wanted Ace for his face.

**

Tachibana Arisa has worked for the world's consciousness since she was fourteen, diligently saving the world for a thousand years without ever having a love life.

After retiring, she had just one thought: fall in love! Date eight or ten handsome men before she dies!

The world's consciousness (smiling awkwardly but politely): Dating that many people could make you look like a player and get you killed...

Tachibana Arisa cuts in: That's easy. I'll date one person in each world. Eight or ten worlds, and done.

She just wants to cuddle up to handsome guys. What could possibly be wrong with that?

**Warnings**

1. The heroine is a separate character in each story. I'm just too lazy to make that many different character profiles.

2. Extreme Mary Sue and OOC content. The heroine is very strong, not a saint. If you criticize me for that, it only proves you're a cutie.

3. Recite the Core Socialist Values three times.

4. The premise of the story previously at this link had major problems, and I couldn't make it work no matter how much I revised it, so I replaced it with this story. If romance isn't your thing, please run away now (bows).

5. The anti-piracy measures are a bit strict. Piracy sites have gotten out of hand.

--Currently updating--

The Melancholy of Ieiri Shoya

Before starting high school, I had a dream.

I dreamed I had become a girl and was classmates with a silver-haired, short-haired maniac and a long-haired, straight-haired schemer.

The three of us were close and incredibly powerful,

but because we weren't ruthless enough, we all met terrible ends.

I became a medical tool, and my dark circles never went away;

the silver-haired maniac worked himself to the bone for the jujutsu world, only to be permanently cast out because of a conspiracy;

the long-haired schemer had it worst of all.

After a series of blows, his worldview collapsed and his faith was shattered. In a rage, he turned evil,

only to die at the hands of a friend, with his body stolen and used a second time.

The more I dreamed, the angrier I got.

I sprang upright like a carp, wishing I could immediately tear the higher-ups of the jujutsu world and all the other evil forces to pieces.

But I'm a rational person. I know dreams and reality shouldn't be mixed up.

After getting my head straight, I happily went to school--

and became classmates with the silver-haired maniac and the long-haired schemer...

Ieiri Shoya: Screw being rational. Today, I'm starting a new faction, overthrowing the higher-ups, and rebuilding the jujutsu world!

Step one of the revolution: Get stronger. Take my buddies to the next world over to learn Nen, then Haki, and finally some ninjutsu. That should do it!

Step two: Recruit talent. Nanami and little Haibara are great. The Heavenly Restriction Tyrant and his son are great too. We can't let Sword Guy from the next world get away...

Step three...

[Interview with the new jujutsu world's higher-ups]

Gojo: Obviously, I'm the poster boy~ I'm so handsome! (winks)

Geto: What? Protecting the weak? This monk has no worldly desires.

Toji: Rich guy, hungry. Gimme food.

Theme: Love is a seasoning in life. You are the main course.