My Figurine Can Run, Jump, and Wreck the House

Ju Lian: I have something to tell you. Whatever you do, don't freak out. Friend: I'm a professional. I won't freak out. Ju Lian (swallowing): So, you know I'm a longtime otaku, and I have lots of figurines. One day, all those expensive collectibles suddenly started running and jumping around. They came to life! Friend (trying not to laugh): When you say they came to life, do you mean this? [Pulls out a robot that moves when plugged in] Ju Lian (dead-eyed): They really are moving! And they love wrecking the house! They're the kind that can take me along when they transmigrate to save the world! Friend: Really? I don't believe you. [Just then, the Gojo Satoru figurine in Ju Lian's hands suddenly stretches] Gojo: Are you done? If so, let's go to Egypt and fight Dio. Friend: ...? Friend: Holy crap! Idea jotted down on 2022.3.6 Theme: Give love to the world, and the world will love you back