You're a God! I'm So Well-Behaved!

The hottest full-dive online game, Tianxia Wandao Ke, was developed by the most awesome game company around.

This game is practically the whole world. Even the president of Country W is hooked on it.

Qiao Qian is a nationally famous celebrity, notorious for getting dragged online, and one of the worst players in the game.

He grinds for gear and gets nothing but white items. His combat moves are flashy in all the wrong ways, and he can barely tell which way to go even on the simplest maps. Plenty of the big shots who have carried him have cried over him in private.

One time, while amusing himself offline, he ran into Yuntian, the number one player on the rankings.

Qiao Qian immediately latched on. "Big shot! Please carry me! I can play any role! I'll be super obedient!"

"Six hundred yuan for one run. Interested?"

Qiao Qian: ??? Wasn't it said that the elite lived simple lives, untouched by worldly desires?

Yuntian: That's what people say when they want to get with you. I'm not interested in you. I just want money.

Qiao Qian: ...Has my charm stat dropped that fast?

Later:

Online gossip: Scandal-ridden playboy Qiao Qian and national heartthrob, actor Wei Xu, were spotted picking up a child from kindergarten together. Could wedding bells be near?

Fans: As if. Why would Actor Wei be interested in him?

CP fans: I've shipped them forever. Is my ship really about to become canon???

A reporter nervously asked, "Actor Wei Xu, what is your relationship with Qiao Qian?"

Qiao Qian jumped in to answer. "Actor Wei Xu is really amazing. Strong back, strong kidneys, great stamina. You know what I mean, right?"

Wei Xu smiled calmly.

The reporter felt as if five thunderbolts had struck them. "..."

#Waaah, I'm dead. What do I do when my idol personally betrays us? #

#CP fans celebrating for our two babies. The ship I shipped came true! #

Note: This is entirely fictional and unrelated to reality. Same-sex marriage is legal. (Men at 20, women at 22.)

A silly, fluffy little sweet romance.

Theme: Patriotism