The Dramatic Empress's Laid-Back Daily Life

This is a ridiculous, brainless story I wrote. Don't read it, don't read it!!

The blurb for this story:

Zhilan inexplicably transmigrates into the body of an empress. Having been traumatized in her previous life by brutal palace intrigue dramas, she resolves to be a happy-go-lucky slacker from now on. A quiet, comfortable life is the only sensible choice.

Later, she discovers that she seems to have a lucky buff of her own. Without even meaning to, she manages to make all sorts of things happen:

Her elder brother, known as the most useless of the Capital's Four Young Masters, keeps climbing the ranks. Her parents become a loving couple. After a prolonged drought, the granaries fill to overflowing overnight. Even a great victory at the border is credited to her.

The emperor has been in love with the empress for years and relentlessly pursues her, showing up in person every day to make the first move.

This leaves her utterly baffled, repeatedly wondering if he's been possessed.

By now, however, the empress has become everyone's darling, and everyone wants a piece of her.

Palace maid: "Your Majesty, the emperor has been waiting outside for quite some time. He says he would like to admire the flowers in the imperial garden with you."

Zhilan: "A man and a woman alone together? He must have ulterior motives!"

Imperial chef: "Your Majesty, the emperor prepared this meal for you himself. Would you care to try it?"

Zhilan: "No one does a favor without a reason. He's definitely poisoned it!"

Chief eunuch: "Your Majesty, the emperor has chosen your bedchamber for tonight~"

Zhilan: "Seal every palace gate shut, with not a single blind spot! Don't let even one fly in!!!"

The emperor: "This is so hard..."

A theatrically scheming empress who only wants to be a happy-go-lucky slacker (though she was born an overpowered expert) VS a relentless confession machine of an emperor who only wants the empress to love him, and is having a miserable time

Upcoming story:

Zhuang Xiayin transmigrates into a book as the sickly half-sister of a tyrant. In the original story, the half-sister is beautiful, but far too arrogant and domineering. After she hurts the tyrant's beloved, he throws her into a brothel to be abused, where she eventually goes mad and dies.

On the first day after she transmigrates into a book, the tyrant king is meeting his beloved in secret. She just happens to show up, and the tyrant warns her, "Eavesdrop again, and I'll cut off your ears!"

Zhuang Xiayin trembles with fear, while the beloved smiles smugly.

Later...

The tyrant is suddenly everywhere she turns.

The tyrant: "Yinyin, I'm hungry..."

Zhuang Xiayin doesn't want to deal with him. "You have hands. If you don't, you have maids. And if all else fails, issue a decree and recruit imperial chefs from across the realm..."

The tyrant: "Yinyin, I can't sleep..."

Zhuang Xiayin: "Want me to give you a hand?" Then the steel-hearted straight woman knocks the tyrant unconscious.

The tyrant can take no more. In a towering rage, he shouts, "Guards! Carry her to my bed!"

Zhuang Xiayin is about to make a run for it in the middle of the night when the tyrant lies in wait by the wall. His gloomy face is covered in storm clouds as he brushes her cheek with one hand. "Silly girl, why are you still so shy? You've shared my bed every night. Have you forgotten who I am?"

As Zhuang Xiayin is carried away, her face is full of question marks: "???"

Only in the end does she discover that the mute boy who has silently protected her all along has become the mighty king standing before her.

The heroine is sickly, single-minded, and rather blunt.

The hero doesn't like the heroine at first, but later spends the whole story desperately trying to win her back.

The hero and heroine are not related by blood.

Let me recommend my friend's incredibly, incredibly good fantasy BL novel: The Schemer's Guide

Blurb:

Jiang Yun inexplicably gets a talking System that looks like a cat and calls itself a "drama queen."

The System tells him that, as cannon-fodder male supporting characters in various worlds, their job is to break up with the male leads successfully, thereby ensuring the original couples get their happy ending.

Before he can even enjoy petting the cat a couple of times, Jiang Yun is forced to travel through one world after another.

It's just that the scripts for these worlds are:

[The CEO's Little Temptress]

[The Warlord of the Apocalypse's Canary]

[The Movie Emperor's Oh-So-Conniving Current Boyfriend]

He nervously plays his part, watching the male lead's gaze grow stranger and stranger...

Jiang Yun: Am I really not going to get killed for being such a drama queen?

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