The Whole Interstellar World Treasures Me

I’m planning a major rewrite. Sorry.

Marshal Mu Ze is handsome, skilled, incredibly strong, and rich and powerful. He’s the dream man of countless admirers.

[Breaking! Marshal Mu keeps a beauty hidden away!]

[Trending! Marshal Mu likes a shapely rear, exclusive scoop (photo)]

[Headlines everywhere! Marshal Mu and his beloved wife already have one son and three daughters!]

[Scorching hot! Marshal Mu’s wife is a pureblood!!!]

Marshal Mu, who rarely appeared in public, became an overnight sensation. His name was everywhere in the news and magazines. The Empire’s communication networks crashed en masse. Everyone knew about him, from households across the land to every single person.

Xin Ruan looked at the marshal beside him, who was peeling an apple for him, and asked outright, “You like shapely butts?”

Mu Ze: “I only like yours.”

Xin Ruan: “You lech...”

And then

An interview with a reporter.

“Mr. Xin, what does it feel like to be the world’s only pureblood?”

Xin Ruan: If I get hurt, somehow it’s always him who feels the pain.

“Marshal Mu, what made you fall for Mr. Xin?”

Mu Ze: (With heartfelt affection) Love at first sight.

Everyone watching: (We’re stuffed with PDA.)

Xin Ruan: Bullshit! If you hadn’t stolen my underwear, I wouldn’t have chased you down three streets!

Mu Ze: ...

Everyone watching: That’s one unusual hobby...

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