[Green Snake] Fahai, You Don't Understand Love

To repay a debt of gratitude, Xiao Qing stole an immortal herb and committed a terrible crime. Struck down and badly wounded, she happened upon Fahai, who was about to become a monk.

Scene at Jinshan Temple:

Xiao Qing: I have yet to be enlightened. I'm wild and stubborn by nature, and the vast world is where I belong. Practicing Buddhism with you would probably tarnish your reputation, Master.

Fahai: Benefactress, it is not too late to turn back and reach the shore.

Xiao Qing: I'll turn back, but don't you regret it, Monk.

And so...

Xiao Qing: Monk, look at me. Am I pretty? You say you're handsome too. If we had children someday...

Fahai: (Angrily flings his sleeve) Absurd!

A few years later, on a bright sunny day----

Fahai: "My dear, Jue'er is so pitiful, all alone with no one to keep him company. How about we have another one?"

Xiao Qing: "Get lost!"

Does your face hurt yet???

This contains a Mary Sue character and many personal headcanons. If you don't like it, please move along. Let's all be civil. I wanted to fulfill my own dream of a sweet, happy ending for Qing and Fa, and revisit my favorite couple from Tian Ji. They broke my heart so badly, QAQ

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