After Being Forced to Farm, I Stunned the World

[Coming soon: The Big Shots Are All People I Know and After Transmigrating into a Book, I Thought I Was Broke. Please add them to your reading lists~ Muah~]

When Yu Ci woke up, he was curled up on a branch twenty meters above the ground. An unfamiliar bird stood over him, legs braced, and said in a level voice, "Look down. This is the land I've conquered for you."

Unfortunately, the land he'd been given was barren for miles around.

Then the strange bird gave him two choices.

One: turn the wasteland below into a farm.

Two: receive a complimentary pile of crap, then get kicked down to become a pile of crap himself.

Yu Ci nervously picked up a tiny hoe, beginning his life as a farmer against his will.

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Yu Ci worked diligently on the farm until one day he found a pearly white egg in the wasteland. A handsome man hatched from it.

When the man was happy, the skies were clear and sunny. When he was angry, lightning flashed and thunder roared. When he pressed his lips together in silence, clouds gathered overhead.

Yu Ci: "?"

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Qi Huai noticed that the young man who had hatched him had recently been smiling at him all the time. He coddled him sweetly and bought him clothes and desserts. As long as Qi Huai asked, there seemed to be nothing he couldn't get.

Later, Qi Huai found out. The young man was only pampering him so he could use him as a human weather-control device and help the crops on the farm grow.

Qi Huai: "What a scumbag."

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One day, the sun beat down fiercely, and all the plants on the farm drooped with wilted heads. Yu Ci felt terrible for them. He took Qi Huai's hand and asked tentatively, "Could you cry a little? The farm needs rain, and the more the better."

The other man pressed him down with a faintly amused look. "I won't cry, but I can make you cry. As loud as you like."

Yu Ci: "..."

Up next: The Big Shots Are All People I Know

Jiang Tang, crown prince of the Great Xia Kingdom, stood second only to the emperor and above everyone else. Young and with nothing better to do, he spent every day following the Imperial Preceptor around and pretending to tell fortunes. Then one day, he suddenly transmigrated into a melodramatic danmei novel called The Heavenly King's Little Wife.

The novel featured a supporting character named Jiang Tang, a scheming little green tea who devoted himself to sabotaging the relationship between the male lead and his love interest.

Later, internet users and haters discovered that the obscure actor who was useless at everything except making a scene had set up a fortune-telling stall under a bridge, complete with a little stool and a sign.

Meanwhile, the Heavenly King and his little wife took turns bringing him water and massaging his shoulders. The little wife gazed at Jiang Tang, resting his chin in his hands, and mumbled, "Your Highness, the sun is too strong. Let's go home and rest."

Jiang Tang thought the most unbelievable thing in his life was transmigrating into a novel, only to find that some people looked awfully familiar. The male leads looked like his older brother and his best friend, the film emperor looked like his father, the professor looked like the Imperial Preceptor, and the domineering CEO looked like the chancellor.

Later: Oh! It really is you guys!

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Recently, investors and celebrities in the industry noticed that the little white lotus Jiang Tang seemed to have luck on his side. The Heavenly King defended him, and the film emperor had his back. Most outrageous of all, all these powerful people kept acting as if they were under a spell, sending business his way.

A certain film emperor: Our little one learned all the feng shui master's tricks. Spending a little money to buy peace of mind is a real bargain!

A certain domineering CEO: Share this post and enter a draw for a fortune-telling session with my little one. Three winners. Whether the fortune comes true or not, each gets a million.

A certain Heavenly King: Get a fortune told by my little one and receive concert tickets. P.S. Front row.

Everyone: Hmph, fine. We'll give it a try.

Later: Please, please tell my fortune!

Coming soon: After Transmigrating into a Book, I Thought I Was Broke

Pei Su transmigrated into a book, becoming the ultimate cannon fodder: the kind whose whole family ends up ruined.

In The Film Emperor's Thirty-Six Strategies for Love, cannon fodder Pei Su is the beloved young master of a wealthy family. He relentlessly pursues the love interest and causes him to break his leg, earning the male lead's revenge. His entire family goes bankrupt, and he eventually dies beneath a sky full of snow.

When Pei Su transmigrated, he had none of the original owner's memories. All he remembered was the tragic ending in the novel. To avoid dying young, he decided to keep a low profile and return to his old job: making money by livestreaming.

Not long afterward, Pei Su got a call from a contact labeled as his deceased father.

Pei's father: "You've had your tantrum. If you really don't want to get married, fine. Come with me to the Duan family tomorrow to apologize and call off the engagement."

Pei Su: "?"

So the plot hadn't reached the point where his family lost everything yet :)

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While livestreaming a video game, Pei Su met a terrible player. The player was bad at the game, but had a nice voice and spent money generously. Pei Su, who'd never been in love, thought he was about to start an online romance.

The day they met in person, Pei Su fell silent when he saw the terrible player.

Wasn't this the former fiance he'd kicked aside just yesterday, saying, "There's no contact and no feelings"?!

Theme: Work hard farming, make money, and raise the egg.