I Only Want to Farm on a Desolate Planet, but Everyone Loves Me

Blurb: Not a strong female lead / looks like a sweet innocent flower, actually just here for the fun / slight Lovecraftian nonhuman elements After Lin Tangxue died, she transmigrated into an adult novel. The world of the book was bloody and violent, and worshipped capital and profit above all else. Those with no value to offer didn't even deserve to live. So Lin Tangxue, a useless guide with only E-rank mental strength and almost no pheromones, was tossed onto a barren planet to fend for herself. Five S-rank sentinels whose minds had collapsed were already imprisoned there. A barren planet was fine by her. Lin Tangxue decided to make the most of her people's knack for farming and happily grow crops to feed herself. But the System sternly warned her: Go kill the five sentinels! Lin Tangxue: Huh! Me? In the original story, all five sentinels were male leads. The heroine would eventually save them, and the six of them would live happily ever after, with no shortage of intimacy. As for Lin Tangxue... she was the vicious cannon fodder who failed to seduce several male leads, abused them, and was ultimately torn to pieces by the furious men working together. System: They'll slow down your farming! For the sake of her life and her farming on the barren planet, Lin Tangxue went to take care of it. Some time later "I've ambushed them 665 times in total." "Now their rooms are full of things I've used." "They say I wouldn't be so insecure if they had bonded with me sooner. Now they're all waiting in my room." Lin Tangxue sighed: Five of them? I really can't handle that. The System immediately flew into a rage: Lock them in solitary confinement! Slap them hard! Then whip them! And make each of them plow ten mu of land overnight! Lin Tangxue: Will that make them normal? The System said confidently: Absolutely! There's no problem that ten mu of plowing can't solve! Lin Tangxue did everything it said. Some time later Lin Tangxue: What do you mean, you bound yourself to the wrong world?! The System replied guiltily: Well, this isn't an adult novel world at all. So there's no original plot, and no heroine will ever appear. Lin Tangxue: "..." Just then, someone knocked on the door. A man's low voice came from outside: [Darling, it's my turn to go to solitary confinement again today. Can you come in with me? I'm a little scared.] 2. [He had finally defeated all his rivals and could have her all to himself.] [Did she think those losers left because they couldn't stand her caresses?] [Oh! That's right! Of course that's what happened! Those losers were despicable and useless. Losers who hadn't even evolved their spirit forms to the highest level could never make her happy!] [Only he deserved all her caresses, and all her love!] The Slap Came Before Her Scent I'm Not a Pervert, I Just Want to Be Her Dog Reader's Guide: 1. Not a conventional everyone-loves-her story. The blurb is a matter of perspective. There is one male lead, with mutual feelings, 1v1, both virgins, happy ending. 2. My take on the sentinel-guide genre, with lots of original settings. Both sentinels and guides can undergo a second evolution, including personal evolution and the materialization of their spirit forms. The heroine is sweet on the surface but dark inside, though this isn't a strong female lead or female-centric empowerment story. The only thing in her corner is a short-tempered farming System, the kind that gives quests like, "Deliver one of your giant carnivorous plants to xxx." 3. The author is all talk and may leave out some details. [A place to store your brain for now: Author's brain +1] 4. Readers who care about moral values or have standards for the protagonists' character and conduct should read with caution. 5. The story may be revised partway through. The main text may differ significantly from versions on other pirate sites. 6. This is a story I wrote for myself. I don't accept writing advice. If anything in this novel makes you uncomfortable, please quickly click the exit button in the top right, so the rest doesn't affect your mental or physical well-being. Theme: Strive for self-reliance and do your best to stay alive