I Spread the Culture of Cultivation Across the Universe

[The main story is complete] [Up next: I Really Don't Want to Be a Big Shot [Metaphysics]. Please add it to your favorites by clicking the author's column in the upper-right corner~] Blurb 1: Question: As a cultivator, what does it feel like to just emerge from seclusion and see Earth explode? Gu Xi: Thanks for the invite. I'm in space, and I just hitched a ride on a spaceship. Now, to avoid being thrown out into space and suffocating to death, I'm planning to make some money to buy a ticket. There are a lot of people in the community, so I'm posting anonymously. Blurb 2: Yan Wang: Hello, Mr. Gu. Gu Xi: Hello, hello. I need to tell you something. You mustn't freak out. Yan Wang: I'm the richest man in the empire. I don't scare easily. Go ahead. Gu Xi: My home planet, Earth, just exploded! Yan Wang: Earth? Is that a small planet? I own over a hundred planets of the same class and more than twenty stars of a higher class. Gu Xi: ...Are you showing off your wealth? Yan Wang: No. I just want to say I'm the richest man in the empire. I'm very rich. Gu Xi: You are obviously showing off! You haven't stopped! Yan Wang: I was just thinking of something that makes me happy. Now I can afford to support you. Gu Xi: ??? 1. One-on-one, shou-focused, happy ending, sweet and satisfying. 2. A feel-good story, a feel-good story, a feel-good story. Important things must be said three times. 3. The author's brain isn't like a normal person's, and the author refuses treatment. 4. Don't sweat the details. If it's not your cup of tea, fellow cultivators, there's no need to leave a comment. Just use your lightning-fast fingers to click the upper-right corner, and we can part on good terms. Over! [Up next] I Really Don't Want to Be a Big Shot [Metaphysics] Blurb 1: Sheng Xun was stranded in the mortal world by accident. To make it up to him, the Heavenly Realm sent a big shot to help him gather merit and return to Heaven as soon as possible. But the person being helped isn't having it. Sheng Xun: No, no, I'm perfectly happy being a couch potato in the mortal world. There are so many delicious foods and fun things here. Heaven doesn't even have a Little Tyrant learning tablet! Sheng Xun doesn't want to accumulate merit, but merit keeps finding its way to him every day. He rents a place and finds a ghost haunting the neighbors; he buys furniture and encounters an evil spirit possessing it; even getting his fortune told leads him to a crime scene... Blurb 2: Sheng Xun, a famous master in the metaphysics world, has an exceptionally powerful partner. The only problem is that this partner has a terrible temper, and anyone who tries to steal him away always meets a bad end. In the end, Sheng Xun is the only one who can work with him. Everyone wonders how good-natured Sheng Xun must be to put up with his partner. Until one day, an onlooker sees... Sheng Xun: