Who Says a Healer Can't Deal Damage? [VRMMO]

My next book, I'm Done Pretending: I'm the Top Player on the Server [Full Dive], is being enthusiastically drafted. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~ Synopsis: Sheng Sheng transmigrates into a romance web novel set in an online game, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting female character with the same name. This character is hopelessly lovesick. All she wants to do every day is chase after the male lead and be his devoted fangirl. In the end, she's written off as cannon fodder early on and dies in her prime. When Sheng Sheng arrives, the male lead from the original story has just sent her a message: "I want to play alone. Stop following me. You're annoying." According to the original story, the cannon-fodder supporting female character should next cry, throw a fit, threaten to kill herself, and insist on sticking by the male lead. Sheng Sheng thinks for a moment, then replies with sudden clarity: "Contact me again and you'll be my great-grandson." Then she blocks him, reports him, and fires off all three standard comebacks in one smooth sequence. The original male lead stares at the bright red exclamation mark beside the chat. "???" Synopsis 2: Players of Earth Online think the game must be bugged. "I want to report this! How can this healer solo a five-player dungeon?!" "I want to report it too! This healer can beat an assassin in a PK match. She must be cheating!" GM: After investigation, the player has shown no irregularities. All the players: The fact that there are no irregularities is the biggest irregularity of all, okay?! As the only healer in the entire game with offensive skills, Sheng Sheng keeps a low profile about her achievements. "Why be someone's devoted fangirl? Wouldn't it be better to play hard, make tons of money, reach the top, and keep a cute younger guy?" One cute younger guy: Keep me. I'm cheap, and I might even pay you. Sheng Sheng: ...Promise me you won't be someone's devoted fangirl. 1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, sweet and satisfying. 2. A wish-fulfillment story, a wish-fulfillment story, a wish-fulfillment story. Important things must be said three times. 3. The author's brain isn't like a normal person's, and the author refuses treatment. 4. This is a story I wrote for fun when I couldn't find anything to read. If you don't like it, you don't need to leave a comment. Just use your lightning-fast reflexes to click the top-right corner, and we can part on good terms. Over! My next book, I'm Done Pretending: I'm the Top Player on the Server [Full Dive], is being enthusiastically drafted. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~ Synopsis 1: Good news: Sheng Lan has been brought back to life by the System in the interstellar era. Bad news: Her resurrection cost two hundred million star coins. If she can't pay it back within a year, she'll return to her original world to be cremated again. Even worse news: This time, she wasn't reborn. She transmigrated into a book. In the book, a cannon-fodder supporting female character has a crush on the male lead and tries to win over his group of friends as another way to get close to him. Unfortunately, they're all terrible people. They either use psychological manipulation against her or openly belittle and demean her. Even the nicest one treats her as a substitute. In the end, she develops depression and quietly quits the game, disappearing without a trace. Now, Sheng Lan has become that cannon-fodder supporting female character. Synopsis 2: [The Full Dive game Vast Continent's tournament is now live! The winner can claim a prize of over a hundred million star coins!] The entire tournament is livestreamed. And so the viewers spot one particularly strange competitor. While the other players work diligently to fight monsters and level up, she goes rummaging through an NPC's house. While the other players form teams to fight bosses and get high-level gear, scheming against one another, she runs all over the map, even plucking a weed by the roadside to taste it. While the other players try to win over important NPCs in hopes of getting divine weapons, she keeps trying to give a doll to an eight-year-old girl in the beginner village. Just as the viewers decide she's a complete slacker and beyond saving, they suddenly see her name at the top of the rich list. Everyone: "???" Other players: "She must be cheating!" GM: After investigation, the player has shown no irregularities. All the players: The fact that there are no irregularities is the biggest irregularity of all, okay?! A little skit: A notorious red-name player sighs. "What's the big deal about her killing me more than ten times? If I could, I'd want her to chase me around and hit me every day." The original male lead, who keeps getting killed at the respawn point: "..." Some of the original male supporting characters, who have been killed so many times they've quit the game: "..." Do you even hear yourself? This is not how people talk.jpg Sheng Lan, expressionless: "It's not worth it to hunt down the top player on the red-name list for just a hundred thousand. The top ten on the level rankings get a two-percent discount. The rest are just extras. Pay up, boss." The viewers: Sheng Lan used to be an honest person. Being broke ruined her (fake tears). Reader's guide: 1. An interstellar take on my own style of full-dive game. 2. One-on-one romance, single-couple pairing, happy ending. The love interest is a notorious red-name player who excels at convincing himself that the heroine is in love with him. He is not the original male lead. 3. The author is all talk, so there may be missing details. [Here's a place to check your brain in advance: Author's brain +1] 4. Readers who care strongly about moral values, or expect the protagonists to behave ethically, should read with caution. 5. The story may be revised as it goes, so the main text may differ significantly from versions on other pirate sites. 6. This is a story I wrote for my own amusement. If anything in it makes you uncomfortable, please click the top-right corner and leave immediately, so the rest doesn't affect your mental or physical health. 7. Also known as The Lone-Wolf Slacker Player? More Like an Orphan! and Of Course You Should Forgive Her. Synopsis screenshotted and saved on July 23, 2024. Theme: Full-dive online game.