I Woke Up as a Blade

[My next light novel is called I Thought This Was a Management Sim. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites!] [Announcement: Going premium on 5/14, with three updates totaling ten thousand words. Thanks so much for your support, mwah!] When Yan Lan woke up, she discovered that she had become a sword. To make matters worse, her owner had a terrible temper. The moment he realized his sword had become a spirit, he actually tried to bend her over. Yan Lan: ... After living for so long, Yan Lan had never met such a country bumpkin, someone who didn't even know that swords could develop spirits. She was filled with disdain. After living for so long, Sanemi had never encountered such a nonstop chatterbox of a sword, one that could prattle away without even having a mouth. He was filled with disdain, too. Reading Guide: ※ Pairing with the Wind Hashira. Updated daily. If there's an issue, a note will be posted at the beginning of the chapter before midnight. ※ Third-person, illogical wish-fulfillment story. Lots of author headcanons and OOC characterization. Theme: None