Wash Your Hands After Petting the Jade Dog

As an outstanding employee of the World Management Bureau for several terms running, Huicheng Lixia had worked herself to the bone for years. At last, her boss had a change of heart and granted her ten years of paid leave. Fantastic! Only a fool turns down a vacation! She'd pick a lucky world right away and make it her den of indulgence! First stop: a stroll around the racetrack, to test her luck at choosing worlds! Many years later, Lixia was still regretting that hasty decision. She could have been a good-for-nothing who did nothing but eat, drink, and have fun. Why had things gone so wrong that she ended up tied down by a bunch of brats? And now the brats had grown up and had minds of their own. They even kept tabs on whether she'd washed her hands before eating. With her vacation about to end, Lixia began quietly putting her plan to leave without saying goodbye back on the agenda. Goodbye, sweetheart. Your big sister is setting sail tonight. Don't worry about me, I've got a happy heart and wise oars~ Reader's Guide: 1. The heroine is ageless, immortal, and unbeatable. 2. Love and peace. 3. OOC warning throughout, warning, warning. 4. Every canon couple you can think of gets broken up. VIP Announcement: This will enter VIP status on June 15, with three chapters totaling ten thousand words. Thanks for all your support, everyone. Mwah! Theme: There is true affection to be found in this world.