Hey, Batman!

Name: Hey, Batman!
Author: Salty White Palm

嗨，蝙蝠侠！

by Salty White Palm (咸口白棕)

Status: Completed
Length: 154k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 5y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Since his debut as Batman... no, since he became a vigilante, Batman had never met anyone quite like this. He wasn't afraid of him or repulsed by him. He was even intensely curious about him, and spent a fortune building him a base. ...The perfect example of someone who's both stupid and loaded. Brucey, rich and stupid Wayne: "Hey, darling. I'd like to keep you." Batman: "..." Oh. So you know he's rich now. Cold.jpg 1. CP: Cold, serious Batman x sweet, charming Brucey 2. A mountain of personal headcanons. 3. They look different. Batman is based on the comic and animated versions, while you can picture Brucey baby with the movie Batman's face. 4. I made up the timeline and parts of the characters' backstories, so anyone who cares about canon should steer clear. 5. The characters belong to DC. Any out-of-character behavior is mine. Theme: Yes! Selfcest!

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