Thank you to all the lovely readers who are still waiting and have added this to their reading lists.
A few things to know before reading: (Bruno Diaz Wayne, my take on the Batman. The name comes from one of Batman's aliases. The city is personified; if you ask why, it's OOC.)
(The only personified city in this story is Bruno, aka Batman, aka Gotham.)
(The story is mainly told from the city-Batman's point of view.)
The short version:
From the start, he encounters an alley and witnesses the murder of an entire family of three. Gotham develops a defense mechanism, Batman. Then the city-Batman, half sane and half insane, starts playing bumper cars, crashing into anyone who crosses the line.
A possessive old partner, a mad butler who tells jokes, uninvited visitors from another world, a ward who switched sides from the Court of Owls, and a little Robin who causes mayhem. The Gotham family welcomes you.
The following is told from the perspective of Gotham's ordinary residents.
Viewers who refresh at midnight and thirst for blood, please pick up your Gotham Survival Guide.
Prologue: Welcome to Gotham. Welcome to Hell.
Gotham is a legendary metropolis. With a superhuman battle going on outside, we can do any-thing we want in the city!
Surviving in Gotham is easy. Just sink to Gotham's level.
You can buy the new Dark Knight Returns insurance policy from the up-and-coming Wayne Group whenever you like.
Then you can sit back and enjoy Wayne and the old Bat's antics!
They used to have a thing, then they broke up again.
Don't be afraid when Scarecrow unleashes poison across the city. Honestly, I think the fear toxin is less potent than the stuff I usually use. The only truly disgusting part is Scarecrow taking hostages.
Harvey, one of the mayoral candidates, used to be a good man. It's a shame he ended up in Arkham Asylum, but don't worry. Word on the street is he'll run in the next mayoral election!
Don't mess with the old Bat late at night. Last time, he went all out and took on the whole city by himself. We had no choice but to admit that Gotham is his city.
You can curse him behind his back if you want. Don't do it to his face. You won't win, and you don't want him showing up at your place at two or three in the morning.
If you've got a strong enough constitution, you can join the Batman Victims' Alliance.
We meet at Gotham General Hospital.
We welcome you to join us.
A new bill passed???
How did such an outrageous bill pass?
But I didn't see Batman in the ice prison!
Commissioner! Commissioner Gordon, say something!
Batman used his modified car to run some more people over today. What are we supposed to do?!
Commissioner! Don't stay silent. I know you're in there!
Did you catch the criminal Batman?
Why haven't you caught him yet?!
Never mind. It doesn't matter if the old madman escaped. If he's alone, we can still talk things out. At worst, you'll be laid up for half a year. But if he's brought those two little ones with him, congratulations, you've committed a crime. Hurry and find Commissioner Gordon.
The old Bat still holds back a little, but those two kids have no rules at all.
Don't ignore this warning. The three of them are Gotham's escaped criminals. The police canceled their wanted posters because the prison, hospital, and jail cells couldn't hold them.
By the way, you can call Superman if you need help, but there's a good chance he won't pay us any attention.
Still, if Superman gets into trouble, we can watch the show, just like during Superman Returns and Kingdom Come a few years ago. The fighting outside was intense!
What? Go help?
Please, Superman isn't from Gotham. Why the hell would we help? We're not helping.
Friendly tip: Mayor Wayne is a good guy, Bane is a good guy who fights the old Bat, and Zhou Ke'er often puts on patrol performances around the city. Our recommendation is...
Help the old Bat?
Did the old Bat hit you in the head and scramble your brains?
The old Bat is Batman, for crying out loud!
What? There are a bunch of Batmen in the city now?
Fake. The old one always wins. The old one always comes back.
If he loses, it wasn't him. He knows what losing means, and right now, something has obviously gotten in his way.
Don't think I'm telling a fairy tale. This is a fairy tale. That lunatic is always dreaming. He thinks he can save his city.
That's enough. I'm putting on my Bat costume and going to save my city. Put "Viewer who refreshes at midnight and thirsts for blood, quack!" on my epitaph!
You think this cape is what makes me intimidating?
Wrong! The old madman will settle our scores for us. For now, we just need to have fun!
This is a story, but it's not just the story of a city. It's the story of a Batman, and even more, it's our story, you hear!
(P.S. I started this on 20.07.06. There's no way I'll finish in 300,000 words. I want to see just how long I can drag this out: D)
(P.S. I honestly had no idea what to call the book.)
Theme: Use the invincible Robin to restore the city master's sanity!
Wow, this chapter is so fun. It's a very chaotic Gotham. Our city bats are fighting in the front, and the birds are everywhere in the rescue. Everyone has a bright future. Hahahaha. I was shaking with laughter most of the night. Do you know how hard it was for me to hold back the laughter in bed in the middle of the night? Hahahahaha 🐶
Bengbu is here. It's so funny. The Red Hood stops the bat murderer from trying to save the Red Hood who was knocked down by Gotham. It's so fun.
Has it been so long? I thought there had been no updates for three months, but it turned out to be more than half a year? Shocked (☉д⊙), time flies so fast, I'll look at the previous plot, and I'll update it after I finish it 🐶🌹 Thank you all again for liking it, thank you for collecting it. This article will be updated very slowly, but it will not be a trap. After all, it is my first full-length novel. The overall progress is already 2/3 [hugging my thighs]. I will probably disappear for a while after finishing the next volume. Xiuju, I have become a social animal [Lie flat] [Pigeon]
Yay! Next, will Zhou Keer, the steward of heaven, give the unjust world a little steward shock? [Cai dog]
Ahhhhh, Gotham Cat knocked all the normal people away, a moment of silence for the normal people, the next is a crazy night, a Gotham night 💪 Relaxed, Gotham Cat, go hit Superman, hurry up [Compare your heart]
I'm so happy, boss. The greatest Green Lantern saves the world 🐶 Although Gotham Cat is still talking nonsense, in fact, he is about to be hit by Birdie Ball who lost his old father. Gotham's classic family ethics drama "The Waynes" is about to be released, please stay tuned! I'm a little sad that Injustice wasn't killed, but I guess Gotham Cat won't just let him go. Please, killing someone in a dream is also killing someone. As we all know, people who "kill people in dreams" really kill people, right? 🐶 Butler Xia Chou is also going to fight 💪 💪 💪 Le Please let Zhou Ke'er see Zhou Ke's evil! I just love watching this kind of fun, boss, please increase the level of fun! Although the story of Gotham seems very happy and unreal, my three lives actually became fun. I have been entangled with idealism and rapid change of mind for a week. I looked at Nüqianwo like a female ghost (really looking at Nüqian), which made me almost jump [tired] I have finally opened my eyes, life is a huge joy, who said Gotham is far away, but Gotham is right next to me 🐶 Unfortunately, Arkham does not accept everyone...
It feels like Gotham has been in a state of stress since he left his own universe. Thinking about what he did, it's like the frame of reference has changed which is pretty crazy. Five years of political experience + Zhenglian from another world made the cat more crazy. Superman is even crazier and still follows the cat, and the cat has to consider his interference and all. Look, I'm tired of Gotham. Please quickly ask Robin to come out and appease this cat 💪
True Gotham Nights, did I successfully predict part of it(?) Le, it's better to be bad, but it's all bad. If you die in Gotham, it's the fate of Gotham people. Suddenly I remembered the reason why I took Tan Bat in the first place (it's not because I wanted to be gay) (sos) No wonder Gotham Cat pokes me like this, Tan and Bat become one [Applause]
Happy New Year, I'll come back and update when I finish my recent work [Dog's Head Holds a Rose]
I got 3,000 collections today 😆 😆 😆 😆, I'll comment and congratulate you again 😆 😆 😆 😆