[DC] Can a Justice Lord in an All-AI World Get a Happy Ending?

A super-short story with a happy ending.

P.S. This is the original work by the original author. I wrote it back then as a very, very average short fic, because short stories were all I knew how to write at the time. At most, the premise was a little novel back then.

Player L is the sort of person who always skips story scenes in superhero games. Then, on a whim, he plays the latest DC Universe 2.0, chooses Superman, and gets random conditions. And then...

Condition One: The Flash dies

Player L: ??? Your teammate dies right at the start, seriously?

Option One: Beat the crap out of Lex Luthor

Option Two: Mourn The Flash

[Player chose Option Two]

Player L: The death of a teammate matters more, doesn't it...

[Congratulations, player. Condition Two unlocked: Schrodinger's Baldy]

Player L: ???? What the heck?

System story explanation: Because you seemed calmly sorrowful, Batman wasn't too wary of you. So when you broke into the White House and got into an argument with Luthor, you finally understood the meaning of being a superhero and chose to go after Luthor. Batman was too far away, on the first floor, to stop you in time.

Condition Two: Schrodinger's Baldy [Condition description: Baldy can't mess with you anymore. Go ahead and cause trouble!]

Option One: Save the world for The Flash

Option Two: Turn evil and rule the world

[Player chose Option One]

Player L: No, I can't keep causing trouble. Superman's character can't fall apart!!!

[Congratulations, player. Story branch unlocked: Injustice: Gods Among Us. Prerequisite story loaded. Watch it at your leisure, then select Confirm to begin the main story.]

Player L: (Giving up) What, it's Injustice: Gods Among Us? Then I'm going to bring world peace, damn it!

Theme: What politics are there in American comics anyway