Artificially Stupid

Posted by mistake and locked. I'll reopen it later. OTZ -- Jiang Cong wakes up one day as an artificial intelligence in a future star system. Faced with advanced technology he'd never even heard of, he can't learn a thing or do anything right. His master, looking grim, pries open the top of his skull. “You're so stupid, I might as well take you apart and sell you for scrap.” Jiang Cong: !!! Later... “Marshal, your artificial idiot was thrown onto the abandoned Blue Star thirty years ago.” “Oh. Has it rotted away?” “No. It randomly cobbled itself back together, and now it's the ruler of Blue Star.” “...” Please note: The dialogue is full of memes. This is not a groveling-after-the-breakup story. This is not a face-slapping story. Theme: Face adversity with a smile.