The Entire Galaxy Is Trying to Stop Me from Going Home

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Original title: Lions and Tigers on the Road

Jiang Jie woke up one day as a lion. While forced to relearn how to walk, he was also made to work by a tiger.

Faced with a mountain of debt, Jiang Jie gritted his teeth and swallowed his complaints.

Watching all kinds of demons and monsters leap about, Jiang Jie endlessly cursed under his breath...

At first, when demons and monsters met Jiang Jie: Where did this frail little cub come from?

Then the lion raised his limp little paw and knocked a whole bunch of monsters flat.

Later, when demons and monsters met Jiang Jie: ...We're doomed!

Jiang Jie, who had somehow become a notorious big shot across the stars, wore a cold expression: ???

[Mini-scene]

Jiang Jie: I've saved enough for the fare. I want to leave.

Some tiger: No, you don't.

Jiang Jie sprang up, unsheathed his sharp claws, and shoved them in the tiger's face. I do.

The tiger flipped him onto his back, rubbed his curly hair, and said gently, Where else would you go? This is your home.

Main pairing: Tiger seme with a wolf-dog personality who seems serious on the surface x lion uke with a hedgehog's rich inner world

[Reader's Guide]

★ The pacing is hard to pin down and the style is fantastical. This is an embarrassing old work, so if you really want to read it, treat it as a flight of fancy... (adventures across several different planets)

1. An interstellar adventure romance disguised in a pseudo-scientific veneer (with some science-inspired flights of fancy).

2. This is not transmigration! This is not transmigration! This is not transmigration!

3. I will never waver in my love of strong couples.

4. Contains original settings.

Screenshot saved from Weibo on January 23, 2020

Blurb for The System Always Forgets I'm an Assassin

System: Please maintain your character while completing your missions~

Xia Chongning: Win over the emperor. Got it. What was my character again?

System: An assassin sent to kill the emperor~

Xia Chongning: ...System, you're dead to me.

His initial determination to complete his missions and return to the real world was soon buried beneath a crowd of beauties. Xia Chongning's suppressed playboy nature ran wild in the game world.

Was he incapable of flirting, or were there not enough beauties? Why did he have to go after an emperor with a harem of three thousand?!

After he slacked off so much that the System had to step in and toss him into the imperial palace, Xia Chongning looked at the beauties in the harem and sprang back to life. “I can still fight!”

Then the System added a rule: the moment he fell for someone, the game would reload from the start.

What a joke. A playboy never falls in love!

After several reloads, Xia wiped his face and braced himself to press on.

There was no need to worry about the emperor making trouble. Standing on the shoulders of giants, he had plenty of ways to deal with it.

Then the country grew stronger, the people grew richer, and the government became more transparent...

And the emperor's gaze started to change.

One day, the emperor came to Xia Chongning's courtyard, intending to take their relationship to the next level.

At the time, Xia Chongning was cuddling up to the emperor's harem on both sides, while the table was covered with scraps of food.

The emperor, whose harem was on fire: “...”

That day, one of the harem's courtyards stayed lively for most of the night.

System: How delightful. The harem has become a sisterhood :)

The emperor, grinning on his dragon bed: I am most pleased.

The little assassin, exhausted and limp after being used up: I knew you were full of it!

The emperor had a secret: every time, he followed a little assassin back into the past.

Wariness, suspicion, and schemes all proved no match for the feelings that came later. The emperor narrowed his eyes at the little assassin, whose affections were scattered everywhere. “Who do you like, my dear?”

Dominant, scheming boss emperor seme x carefree social butterfly assassin uke

Theme: Be brave and fearless