[Coming Soon: Married to a Divorce Lawyer in Ancient Times]
Wang Er survived alone on a wasteland planet for over a hundred years, eventually evolving into the king of green plants. His lifelong dream was to turn his home into an oasis.
By chance, Wang Er and his plants were uprooted by colonists and taken away as research subjects.
When he learned that he was about to be made to support the empire's war machine, Yan Liusheng, the timid and painfully antisocial Wang Er was plunged into despair.
When he saw the notorious bloodthirsty man, Wang Er crouched in a corner, trembling. Before he knew it, two bright green leaves of Malabar spinach had sprouted from his head.
Yan Liusheng: "???"
They look pretty tasty?
Wang Er: "..."
Sobbing miserably.
Later...
The coldhearted, inhuman devil of a general, interested only in boot camp and weapons, finally discovered what he wanted out of life.
To mark Wang Er.
One day, Yan Liusheng couldn't resist cornering Wang Er and taking a bite, only to find himself short of breath, seeing stars, and showing signs of poisoning.
From then on, the devil general spent every day figuring out how to eat Wang Er, repeatedly testing the waters on the road to courtship (and the brink of self-destruction)...
Highlights: The husband-chasing crematorium, the self-destructive kind!!!
[Timid, antisocial, emotionally clueless plant enthusiast determined to make agriculture thrive x Coldhearted military man with outrageously powerful combat skills]
Coming Soon: Married to a Divorce Lawyer in Ancient Times
Lin Qiuman, a woman who had moved to Beijing in search of work, transmigrated.
She became a divorced woman from ancient times who had just thrown herself into a lake to die.
Her ex-husband was born to a noble family, yet took a prostitute as a concubine and had a child with her. The original owner was cast aside, her reputation ruined.
A rotten hand from the start.
Lin Qiuman took up her pen like a blade, and her eloquent "A Divorced Woman's Letter of Reflection" stirred up a storm.
Her ex-husband was forced to seek reconciliation.
Lin Qiuman publicly refused and took him to court. With her silver tongue, she turned the divorce into an amicable separation and won several taels in compensation from his family.
She became famous overnight!
Whenever people in the capital mentioned the second daughter of the Lin family, they were sure to insult and scorn her.
Unable to stay with the Lin family, Lin Qiuman had no choice but to move out and return to her old trade as a legal fixer, specializing in divorce cases for women.
The noble ladies of the capital treated Second Miss Lin as a joke and waited to see her meet a miserable end.
Who could have guessed that Lin Qiuman would make them eat their words? Relying on her devastating beauty, she surged ahead and even won the favor of Prince Jin.
From then on, she rode roughshod over everyone, swaggering as if she owned the heavens!
As everyone knows, Prince Jin, Li Xun, is handsome and elegant, capable of governing the country with his literary talent and bringing peace to the realm with his martial prowess. Noble in character, he is like the bright moon in the night sky.
The goddess of their dreams had been dragged down from her pedestal by a vulgar scoundrel. The noble ladies were indignant and baffled, all saying Prince Jin must be blind to have fallen for such a shameless seductress.
Li Xun, however, didn't care. His gentle, moonlit face was full of affection. "My A-Man deserves to live exactly as she pleases."
Little Scene 1:
Lin Qiuman: "I don't know why, but even though Uncle Imperial is so young, he has the air of a retired official."
Li Xun asked, puzzled, "What does that mean?"
Lin Qiuman: "Twenty-six years old, with the mindset of a sixty-two-year-old." She paused, then added, "I heard Censor Song say that Uncle Imperial once discussed health and longevity with an eighty-year-old man, and they had no trouble communicating?"
Li Xun: "..."
He quietly fell into deep thought.
Little Scene 2:
The straight-laced, old-official type, Li Xun, gives a gift for the first time.
Lin Qiuman excitedly opened the brocade box, thinking it would contain some fashionable item from the palace. But... what was a property deed doing in there?
Li Xun explained earnestly, "I often hear Second Miss say she wants to be a landlady in the capital and lounge around doing nothing. I thought you might like this?"
Lin Qiuman: "..."
Rich guy, I just love how sincere and practical you are!
Little Scene 3:
On their wedding day, Lin Qiuman asked the question that had been on her mind: "I have no talent or beauty, my reputation is in tatters, and I've been married before. Why did you choose me, Uncle Imperial?"
Li Xun lowered his eyes and pinched out the candle wick. His expression was hard to read. "I was blind."
Lin Qiuman: "..."
You must have been seriously blind!
[Infamous, take-no-prisoners, flirtatious firecracker x Chaste, low-key yet luxurious and refined, dignified prince with the air of a retired official]
Also known as I Dragged My Dream Man Off His Pedestal, I'm a Professional at Divorce, and My Dream Man Spoils Me Rotten
Theme: Let's all work together to make things greener