[Western Crossover] I Am Batman

++++Check out my upcoming story, [Western Crossover] An Investigator's Ten Thousand Deaths++++ ++++The story ends with an outline posted at the end. Permission to use the premise is open++++ Patrick Bateman, a Wall Street hotshot and sought-after stockbroker, is young and successful, earning his clients countless dollars every day. His life is refined. He eats regularly, follows a strict workout routine, and his skincare alone takes ten steps. So when he wakes up one day and finds countless scars and dark marks on his body in the mirror, and skin that clearly hasn't seen a skincare product, he breaks down. Bateman: What the hell is going on?!!! Alfred: Master, are you all right? Bateman: I'm not your master! Alfred: Who are you? (On guard) Bateman: I am Bateman! Alfred: ...Yes, I know you're Batman. Whatever makes you happy. (Fond look) When Master Wayne, who has transmigrated into Bateman's body, finally gets in touch with the Bateman occupying his own body: Bateman: If your face is a little puffy when you wake up, put on an ice mask and do some crunches. After taking off the ice pack, wash your face with a deep-cleansing pore cleanser. Master Wayne: … Bateman: In the shower, use a water-activated facial gel, then a honey-and-almond body scrub. For your face, use an exfoliating gel scrub, then apply a herbal mint mask and leave it on for ten minutes... Master Wayne: ...Get lost! ● Reader's guide: 1. A lighthearted, silly story. Don't overthink it. I've decided there will be no romance. 2. Patrick Bateman is from the movie American Psycho, played by Bale, who also played Master Wayne in The Dark Knight trilogy. This is a joke about the actor. 3. If you don't know him, you know that meme of the guy chopping someone with an axe, right? That's him! 4. This is my take on Bateman, and has little to do with the movie. The character goes completely off the rails. ++++Let me recommend my upcoming story++++ [Western Crossover] An Investigator's Ten Thousand Deaths Blurb: Salor is an investigator. His mission is to drive the Outer Gods invading this world away. Armed with several character cards, he repeatedly dances on the edge of death, successfully giving every secret identity a death ending. * A dazzling magician beneath the spotlights; A lonely sentinel hiding in the dark; A mysterious sharpshooter who never misses; An "anomalous" android who calculates everything precisely and never makes a mistake... The long night passes, and dawn is near, but before victory, "he" gives his life. Every superhero has witnessed "his" death. But later, they discover... That new consultant at S.H.I.E.L.D. looks awfully familiar? Salor, repeatedly dancing on the edge of having his secret identity exposed: QVQ? * Salor: Um... The superheroes: Stop talking! Salor: Actually... The superheroes: We'll remember your sacrifice! Salor: ... Salor: Those were just secret identities! I didn't really die, okay? Salor: Never mind. You get used to dying after a while. I'm used to it, and so are you. The superheroes: No, we're not! ++++Theme++++ Theme: This story tells of a champion of justice who delves deep into the minds of mentally ill patients on the brink of going astray and saves them. It expresses unwavering faith in the future of medical technology and the beautiful hope for world peace.