HP: The Paranoid and the Antisocial

Content warnings:

1. Pairing: LV/SS

2. A short-to-medium-length story

3. Self-indulgent writing, fueled by love. Please don't criticize.

4. If this isn't for you, click X and leave.

5. That's all.

Severus is obsessive, determined to make everything unfold exactly as he imagines it will, until he discovers the bastard he can never get around.

Voldemort is a sociopath. He simply believes that anything he dislikes deserves to die, until he discovers the idiot he just can't bring himself to kill.

Coming Soon

1. "HP: Assassinating Prince"

Pairing: LV/SS, parallel universe

2. "Junior Sister Feng Is Unrivaled [Wuxia Crossover]"

Type: Fanfiction, no pairing, alternate history, East Asian-inspired derivative work

Synopsis

There's a rumor in the martial world that Yan Ying, the most beautiful woman in the martial arts world, had a son with the Northern Drinking Saber. He didn't inherit his father's valor. Instead, he inherited every last bit of his mother's beauty.

Qin Shuang: That's right.

Duan Lang: That's right.

Bu Jingyun: ...

Kong Ci: That's right. (Covers her face and weeps.) Poor Young Master Feng is in such poor health. He gets injured every month, and even after losing so much blood, he still won't let me apply medicine for him.

Nie Feng: ??? What's wrong with losing a little blood every month? That's what real men do!

Qin Shuang: ???

Duan Lang: ???

Bu Jingyun: ...?

3. "Villain Game [Crossover]"

Type: Derivative work, romance, modern era, East Asian-inspired derivative work

Synopsis: A story about a bald girl hero who goes undercover among the villains.

Pairing: Karna.

Theme: Anti-war, saving people with antisocial personality disorder