The Movie Emperor Struggles to Raise His Kid Every Day

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Kang Shirui is a Minghe. He's fair and delicate, with a slender build, and he often hangs out with Dikuns, so people constantly mistake him for one.

By the time Kang Shirui turns eighteen, all he thinks about is going bird hunting tomorrow and climbing a neighbor's wall the day after to eavesdrop.

He never imagined that while dashing headlong down the road to a comfortable, well-fed life, a ferocious roadblock would leap out and completely wreck his beautiful plans.

First, he's forced to train on the practice grounds until he's so exhausted he ends up in a wheelchair. Then he's made to study through the night, hanging from a beam and pricking himself with an awl to stay awake, until he's so worn out he jumps into the river to protest.

His Dik un friend says, "General Bai is a young hero. Of course the person he chooses has to be worthy of him. Bear with the hard times now, and you'll enjoy a good life with him later."

Kang Shirui grunts. "Even without him, I was destined to enjoy the first half of my life."

His elder brother says, "If you don't marry him, our whole family will be exiled to the far north for the rest of our lives."

Kang Shirui says, "Hah. If I marry him, I doubt I'll live to a ripe old age."

General Bai, the man they're discussing, stands outside the door and knocks with a frown. Before he can speak, he hears a wail from inside.

"You can't stop me from marrying the general! Kang Shirui has only him in his heart. In life, I belong to the general; in death, I'll be his ghost!"

His brother and the Dik un: "..."

General Bai, who has heard the whole thing: "..."

General Bai sends an urgent message to his subordinates that night. It contains just one line:

"My wife is a handful and won't listen. He's good at pouting and throwing himself on the floor. If any of you know how to discipline him, you'll be richly rewarded."

His seven subordinates scratch their heads, think hard, and reply: "Dote on him to death."

Gu Niansi is a newly crowned double-gold Best Actor. He'd planned to join a parenting variety show and take a nice break, but who could have guessed... halfway through, he discovers that he's the child's mother. What the hell?

When did he get together with the child's father? And when did he give birth to such a big kid?

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The confused actor logs onto a forum with an alt account and asks:

[How can someone get pregnant and give birth without knowing it, then have no memory of it afterward?]

User A: You were dreaming.

User B: ? Wait, doesn't your profile say you're a man? How can you have a child? Bro, snap out of it.

Gu Niansi thinks it over, shakes his head, and bites his lip. It must be a dream. It has to be!

Until... the truth is right in front of him, and there's no way to deny it...

You bastard! Go to hell!"

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[Gu Niansi: Bye is bye. The next one will be even better behaved.]

[CEO top × Best Actor bottom]

[Amateur writing, everyday silly fluff, just for fun.]

Theme: Take the kid on a variety show, and all will be well at home.