[Crossover] Take Responsibility for Getting Me Wet

Hello, everyone. My name is Hechuan Shui. I'm the river consciousness of Yokohama. Lately, I've run into a major river-life problem. How do I trick a human into joining my river clan? Sure, he fits my human aesthetic perfectly, but that's not the main reason I want to lure him into my river clan. The main reason is that he's been inside my body so many times, he has to take responsibility! But when I tracked him down and asked him to take responsibility, he said he didn't know me!? Huh??? Little bro, what is wrong with you? You sleep with me and then act like you don't know me??? I was angry. I was furious. So I called on my siblings. I grabbed a megaphone and shouted in the "consciousness chat group": Siblings! The next time that scumbag tries to drown himself, turn him away! Freeze the river so he smashes his head open! Oh, right. I forgot to mention. The name of this heartless scumbag is Dazai Osamu. (After someone stole a major plot idea from our sisterhood and then shamelessly played innocent, I've decided to start recording my story ideas from today on. I can't remember exactly when the idea came to me, so let's say it starts today. Written on 2020/05/18) Theme: A ridiculous, goofy romance