[Crossover] I Want to Dye This Thing Green

A note before you read: I've been harassed by double-black ship fans who keep forcing their ship talk on me, and it's given me a complex about the ship. I won't write Miss Chuuya anymore. Sorry to everyone who added my stories to their favorites before. Feel free to remove them. Here's the blurb for my new story: Awashima Midori has the kind of luck in love people envy. All four of her boyfriends were handsome and had wonderful personalities, whether gentle or considerate. One of them was even a dependable, protective puppy-dog type who could take on ten people at once. But Awashima Midori also has the kind of bad luck that makes people feel sorry for her. All four of those boyfriends broke up with her for the exact same reason. "I'm sorry. I've found someone else." After watching her fourth boyfriend board the train to Shinjuku, Awashima Midori gives a cold laugh and heads straight to the nearest hair salon. To everyone's shock, she grabs the ends of her hair and shouts, "Excuse me! I want to dye this thing green!" When she steps out of the salon, a delicate, black-haired boy falls in front of her in the rain. Some time later, Awashima Midori's daily routine has become asking her fifth boyfriend, "Are you going to cheat on me too?! If you want to break up, just tell me! Stop making me the other woman!" I'm practically turning into the Hulk! Theme: Does love really exist?