[Crossover] My Cat Turned the Tables on Me

When I woke up that day, I was actually really scared. Before I went to sleep, they were three adorable little kitties, with their toy balls still in the corner of my bedroom. When I woke up, they had turned into three handsome young men. Seriously, what girl living on her own could handle that? And they were even all piled on top of me. The only reason I didn't call the police was... one of them pinned down the paw I was reaching for my phone with. Just as I was about to scream, the other two lifted their handsome faces, wrapped in bandages just like my cats'. The older young man gazed silently at me, while the younger boy even let out a babyish little "meow" at me. The eerie sense of deja vu made me think... I was never getting my cats back qwq My once peaceful life as a cat owner had also climbed aboard a rocket, hurtling toward a bizarre plot where my own cats kept me, never to return. #From me raising cats to cats raising me# #I wasn't happy before, but they're just too cute# #God took my cats away, but gave me cat boyfriends in return# #Pairing undecided, but the author favors Boss Dazai (and says so without shame). They're all Dazai, so why separate them into you, him, and me?! (An over-the-top Dazai fan's outburst.jpg) The prequel, "[Bungo Stray Dogs] Let's Learn to Meow Together," is complete. Since so many sweethearts said they wanted a sequel, and I also kind of want to keep writing, I'll put this up for now! (When you're already drowning in debt, a little more doesn't matter.) It should follow "Bandage Brand Suppressor." All three Dazais start out with max affection in this wish-fulfillment story. If that's not your thing, please don't put yourself through it. Theme: The joy of having cats