This Dazai Comes from Chaldea

Entering VIP on November 20, 2020! Ten thousand words on release day! My dear readers, please keep loving me! # Goetia was simply a Goetia who had seen his own ending in countless parallel worlds. Learning from the failures of his other selves, he decided to nip his orange-haired nemesis in the bud before she could become a threat. But why had nobody told him that his nemesis wasn't the orange-haired girl he remembered, but a strange girl with black curls and bandages wrapped around her body!? After barely surviving the girl's clutches, Goetia returned five years later. He thought he wouldn't fall into her trap again, but instead he stumbled into a trap laid by a man who looked almost exactly like her. Sitting in the trap, Goetia fell into deep thought. Then, at last, he understood. "King Solomon, you despicable coward!!!" Solomon: ??? #The protagonist is a gender-swapped Dazai, and the pairing is Dazai (yes, it's a selfcest pairing). My take on Dazai as a girl. A gender-swapped Dazai girl who was recruited by Dr. Roman to become a Master at Chaldea at the age of thirteen. √ The Chinese characters for Dazai girl's name are "Dazai Kyo," but the romanization is still Dazai Osamu. So it's Mr. Osamu and Miss Kyo (?). Her Japanese sisters helped come up with the name! Huge thanks to Tuan Ge!!! (screaming myself hoarse) #Here's another one of my upcoming stories! [Crossover] Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency Wants to Catch Me After I Die Here's the blurb: When Xinghuo was appointed to the position of jailer, her senior told her: "We jailers are dead, so never let anyone you knew before you died recognize you. Otherwise, you'll end up as badly as those sacred vessels who fell and became demons." Xinghuo had once been lucky enough to see the demons locked up in prison. "Got it, senior! No problem, senior! Even if I have to burn myself to ashes, I won't let any of my friends or family from before I died recognize me!" Jailers usually only return to their hometowns from before they died once every few thousand years. Some have worked in hell for over ten thousand years without ever going home. Xinghuo wasn't too worried about returning to Yokohama within the next few decades! Then her boss assigned her to Yokohama on a business trip. Xinghuo: What the hell??? It's fine, it's fine. Yokohama is huge. There's no way she'll run into anyone from the Armed Detective Agency! She swears she'll return to the jailer's city within five minutes of catching the ghost! She definitely won't get found out! Then, the very moment she caught the ghost, someone from the Armed Detective Agency spotted her. Xinghuo: What the hell, man??? She barely managed to cover her face and escape back to hell. Not long afterward, her boss informed her that she'd have to stay in Yokohama for a while. ...Boss, if you want me to die again, just say so. There's no need to put me through all this. The poor, weak, innocent new jailer can't disobey her boss's orders, so she'll just have to dodge the Armed Detective Agency's questions in every way she can! I'm not me! You've got the wrong person!!! Theme: A lonely girl's search for family, friendship, and love