A Guide to Caring for the Immortal Lord's Little Darling

"After Awakening to the Wrong Story, the Prima Donna Beauty Ran Away". Please add it to your pre-order list. Synopsis: He was just going through a tribulation. What on earth is going on? A tiny person sat in his palm, oblivious as they lifted their arms toward him. "Pick me up!" Xuan Ning took a deep breath and swept his cold gaze over the eager people around him. Then, unusually gently, he picked the little one up. Well, since it had appeared here, fate must have tied them together. He might as well raise it. It couldn't hurt him, after all... But before long, he realized this little thing wasn't even human! Ding! Your little cutie has arrived. Please collect it! Little Cutie Care Guide: You can bury it in the soil, cradle it in your palm, or hold it in your mouth... Huh? Something doesn't seem right... Well... maybe nothing's wrong after all... Friend, have you ever heard of sucking on ginseng? One suck for glowing skin, one for a longer life, one to become immune to poison, one to sharpen your mind, one to... Xuan Ning drew his sword. "How dare you!" A cool, powerful immortal lord gong * a soft, lovestruck little cutie Coming soon: "After Awakening to the Wrong Story, the Prima Donna Beauty Ran Away" Fu Yuebai was a prima donna beauty renowned throughout the cultivation world. He was truly beautiful, and truly difficult to deal with. Yet this little darling was doted on by the Moonlight Immortal Venerable, treasured by the elders of every sect, and adored by his childhood friend, heir to the foremost immortal sect. They treated him like the apple of their eye, ready to give him the moon if he asked for the stars. Fu Yuebai was perfectly content with his life. Then, just before he was about to form a cultivation bond with his childhood friend, he suddenly awakened to the truth. He was nothing but a universally despised cannon-fodder character in a sweet, indulgent xianxia novel. His master doted on him only because he resembled the master's long-ascended Dao companion. His sect indulged him only because they coveted his glass-like immortal bones. Worst of all, his childhood friend spoiled him only to ruin him. On their wedding night, he would gouge out Fu Yuebai's eyes and rip out his heart, then personally extract his immortal bones and give them to his true love. Fu Yuebai sucked in a sharp breath. How the hell was he supposed to put up with that? He kicked his childhood friend, who had come to deliver a mermaid pearl, in the chest and snarled, "You want to gouge out my eyes because I look like him, don't you?" Yan Junheng: "???" Fu Yuebai: "You also want to rip out my heart and use it as medicine for that little demon?" Yan Junheng sucked in a sharp breath. "!!!" Fu Yuebai gritted his teeth. "You even want to extract my immortal bones and turn me into a good-for-nothing?" Yan Junheng was so shocked he couldn't speak. What is it this time, Your Highness? No matter how much he tried to explain, Fu Yuebai wouldn't believe him. To save his own life, he ran away from home and fled his wedding, astonishing the entire cultivation world and sending countless people into a frenzy. The little darling had fallen out with that demon? Did that mean they all had a chance now? So when Yan Junheng finally found the little darling, he saw him surrounded by all kinds of people eagerly trying to win his favor. He nearly choked on his own breath. Furious, he bared his teeth. His Chengying Sword transformed into countless streaks of light hovering above their heads. "Anyone who dares touch him will die!" Lately, the entire cultivation world had only been gossiping about two things. First, did the little darling return to the sect today? Second, had that demon managed to win him back? If not, when would the rest of them get their chance? Fu Yuebai ran away countless times. By the time Yan Junheng had nearly turned dark, Fu Yuebai finally learned the truth while red wedding silk bound their wrists. He wasn't some prima donna cannon-fodder character at all. He was the true Child of Destiny. The book he'd read was merely spiteful fanfiction written by someone in love with his childhood friend. Fu Yuebai was speechless. Was that really fanfiction? Wasn't it me you were trying to spite? He glanced at the red-eyed, stern-faced man and admitted his defeat. "I really won't run away again. Don't tie my hands, or... how am I supposed to hug you?" With a click, a golden immortal-binding chain, lined with thick padding, fastened around his slender ankle. The man opened his arms, smiling without warmth. "Now you can come hug me." Coming soon 2: "I Woke Up and Found Myself Bound by a Contract" Yuli, master of the rare beasts, woke from a five-thousand-year slumber and discovered that he had somehow acquired a contracted partner: a child not yet twenty, with terrible aptitude, severed meridians, and supposedly no chance of living past twenty! This contract had to be undone. How could the dignified master of rare beasts possibly raise a child?! But when he actually saw the frail child, pale as a ghost and coughing three times with every step, stubbornly looking at him with red-rimmed eyes and saying, "You don't have to worry about me. I don't have many years left anyway," Yuli found himself unable to be so cruel. Won't live to twenty? He had plenty of heavenly treasures. They could last the child two thousand years, let alone twenty! Terrible aptitude and severed meridians? Ever heard of cleansing the meridians and marrow? How about reshaping the body? If all else failed, he could even send the child off to reincarnate. Surely he could find him a decent body! After working himself to the bone to raise the child, Yuli was forced back into slumber before he could even get a good look at him. When he woke again, the frail little bean sprout had grown into the cool, handsome Immortal Lord Linyuan, leader of the hundred families and supreme master of the immortal sects. Yuli wanted to tease him, so he opened his innocent eyes and said playfully, "Which family's little immortal lord are you? I don't think I've ever seen you before." Before he could finish, a searing kiss came crashing down, full of a ferocity that seemed ready to devour him whole. "I'm your husband!" Yuli: "??!" Wait! This isn't how the story is supposed to go! The little brat is getting out of hand! Who taught you all this nonsense? At last, the immortal lord let a trace of a smile show. His jade-like fingers traced Yuli's lips, pressing firmly as he said, "We signed a blood pact, which outranks a marriage contract. That means we have belonged to each other for a long time already." Theme: