[Cthulhu Mythos] The Chaos-loving Trickster God Has His Eye on Me!

Just how unlucky do you have to be to fall in love with Nyarlathotep? Investigator File Name: Onia Loiseau Age: Impossible to calculate precisely due to repeated incidents of spacetime distortion Occupation: Middlewoman, student, investigator (the order matters) Traits: Suffers from severe nervous exhaustion. She can't sleep unless she hides a knife beneath her skirt, and she always keeps bullets in her bra. Diary Entry One One day, I suddenly realized that my seemingly dull and unchanging daily life was actually fraught with danger, surrounded by indescribable horrors. I've encountered all kinds of strange and dangerous things. I was lucky enough to survive, though my nervous exhaustion got even worse, and I learned a lot of things I never wanted to know. Apparently, people like me are called legendary investigators. Anyway, I still have to make money, and this damned life has to go on. I should upgrade my handbag, too. Most importantly, it needs to protect me from that vile deity who treats humans like insects to play with. Diary Entry Two I've been targeted after all. Well, as long as They still think I'm amusing, I won't die. Diary Entry Three I'm really sick of this. They are such a pervert! Who could play with the same bug for three hundred years and still not get bored? And now They want to have a relationship with it? tips: The male lead is severely OOC, otherwise this romance would be impossible. But he's still the worst of the worst, since he's that Nyarlathotep. The female lead will face plenty of danger, but she won't suffer. The story spans from the 1920s to the postmodern era. This isn't a tabletop roleplaying story. There are tons of made-up details, and it's not meant to be rigorous. Best enjoyed without thinking too hard. Theme: The song of humanity is a song of courage