I Became a System Minion and Ascended to Godhood

New story "I'm a Saintess in the Stars" is open for advance bookmarks. Blurb: Su Qianli thought she was an ordinary person, just extraordinarily unlucky. She was dragged into an infinite-loop horror game, fought tooth and nail to earn enough points to escape, and died in an impossible instance just before she could make it out. Luckily, she had the option to come back to life. Unluckily, after reviving, the only way she could survive was as a bug inspector. Su Qianli: Got it. I'm great at keeping a positive attitude (#￣︶￣) And so she began another round of working life. When a ghost possessed a new player's body, she arranged a special backlash package. When she spotted a giant tower standing in a desolate village, she blew it up and tore it down. When a veteran player was forced to carry a ghost's child and was about to give birth inside an instance, contaminating the whole game, she crossed dimensions to play doctor, painlessly removed the baby, and tossed it into the incinerator. Over time, those who didn't know the truth began worshipping her as a god. Those who did know... Other than her intelligent AI, nobody knew the truth. Until one day, she discovered that the biggest bug was actually Tang Zhenmo, the intelligent AI who had been through life and death at her side. She watched him drop his gentle facade and reveal a cruel smile. "Darling, there's something I seem to have forgotten to tell you. There hasn't been anything called the real world for a long time. So you're staying here, and you can either accept me or fight me until the end of time." Tips: 1. I made a few small revisions to the blurb. The original outline hasn't changed, though the story's direction has gotten a little strange. 2. The AI will have a body later on. 3. It really is a sweet story. Probably. 4. I've been very busy lately, so updates will probably follow a three-days-on, one-day-off schedule. Advance blurb for "I'm a Saintess in the Stars": Monica thought she'd used up all the luck she'd ever have when she won a spaceship ticket and became one of the first pioneers in a new planet settlement project. Every lucky person like her went on to become a real-estate tycoon, a gem collector, or a celebrated writer who made a fortune from their memoirs. But when she woke up, her rusted sleep pod had crumbled into biscuit crumbs, and her breathing was being sustained by a suspicious pool of slime. She was inside the vast, palace-like nest of an alien creature, with a hill of colorful gems beneath her feet. It was a terrifying creature found only in space horror stories, and this was its nest-building behavior to please a female. At that moment, a gigantic tentacle made wet, sticky sounds as it eagerly surged toward its awakened "bride." Monica thought it might be better to end her own life. Many years later... The leader of an extraterrestrial civilization seeking to establish diplomatic relations with humanity was a handsome man who looked like a god. Earth's leaders were too frightened to speak. Everyone knew this was only the alien god's assumed form. If his divine consort weren't a human woman, and a bleeding heart who couldn't bear to see her own kind slaughtered and enslaved, Earth would have become a breeding nest for the gods long ago. Some people thought: Since the alien god favors human women, why not send him a few more? That night, the alien god was stopped by the cold bedroom door and could only poke a limb through the ventilation duct. Feeling Monica's angry gaze, the end of the limb split open to reveal scarlet compound eyes. "Darling, even if you don't want to give birth to offspring on this planet, you can't be so cruel as to make me sleep in the living room, can you?" Monica: "I just don't want you lying beside me with several of your kind inside your belly, still struggling and calling for help. I'd have nightmares!" Theme: Live positively even in adversity.