Blurb:
Before transmigrating, Qin Yun was a martial arts prodigy whom his family had high hopes for,
the designated next family head,
his parents' pride,
and his older brothers' beloved little brother.
Five years later, he transmigrated back from the apocalypse.
His meridians, dantian, physique, and cultivation had all been ruined?
He'd been kicked out of the family for trying to seduce his younger cousin's fiancee??
He was a shameless womanizer who drank, gambled, frequented brothels, and had no moral limits???
He beat his wife and sold his son????
Qin Yun: Wait! Who is this good-for-nothing scumbag? How could that possibly be me?!!!
The System sobbed: It's all my fault! I was blind and chose the wrong Host! I have all kinds of top-tier cultivation manuals, magical artifacts, and pills. Please forgive me! QAQ~
Qin Yun (furiously swatting it away): Who cares about any of that! The important thing now is to figure out how to win my wife and son back!!!
A once-in-a-generation genius of an immortal sect was betrayed, poisoned with a strange toxin, stripped of his cultivation, disfigured, and sold into slavery in the mortal world.
Just as he was falling into despair, a little puppy-like wolf came sniffing around. It didn't mind that he was ugly and useless, and threw a tantrum, rolling around and insisting on marrying him as his husband!
But on the second day of their wedding, the little wolf was possessed!
Just as he was secretly preparing to kill the usurper, the little wolf transmigrated back again...
Little wolf Qin Yun: Wah, wah! Wife, you have to believe me! That scumbag really wasn't me!!
Mu Hanxiao: I see right through you, but I'll say nothing. I just love quietly watching you jump around and make a fool of yourself.
Qin Yun: A fierce, hot-tempered, cunning weapon refiner in public, but a shameless cuddle-seeker who begs for affection in front of his wife. A devoted wife-and-son doting man.
Mu Hanxiao: A cool and reserved sword cultivator, the one being pursued.
Content warnings:
1. Both leads are sexually pure. Although the pursuer's body is possessed, a curse prevents the possessor from having sex.
2. The System is about five years old, a naughty child who's been taught some very bad ideas. The protagonist quickly disciplines it and makes it his powerful golden finger, putting it to work for his family. Please don't read if that bothers you.
3. This is like a male-oriented cultivation and comeback power fantasy. The pursuer is a little weak early on, and there are plenty of nasty characters, so parts may feel frustrating. Later, both leads make full use of their golden fingers to show off and slap faces. The leads misunderstand each other at first, and the story is unfair to the pursuer. They clear things up in Chapter 31, after which it becomes sweet and doting. If you only want the sweet parts, feel free to skip ahead.
4. I'm not a pursuer-only fan. The one being pursued is the pursuer's idol. The pursuer pursues him with unwavering devotion and dotes on both him and their son to the utmost. Please don't read if that's not your thing.
5. Thank you all for supporting the official release. Your support is my greatest motivation to keep writing, and I'll work even harder. Mwah~
6. Since too many gk readers ignore the content warnings, or read them and still come to leave insults, which really affects other readers' experience, the comment section has been closed.
Coming soon:
Mainly from the pursuer's perspective: I'm Obviously Super Cute
Because Heaven's mistake caused the White Tiger to fail its tribulation, Heaven said to make it up to him: "I can let you be reborn in another world. Everyone there is beautiful, and they all love cute pets. You can act adorable and pretend to be cute to trick someone into becoming your cat-obsessed human and cleaning up after you."
The White Tiger happily agreed.
Unexpectedly, something went wrong during the journey, and the White Tiger ended up in a different world. As soon as he landed, he spotted a handsome, generous person who was kind to small animals. That's the one.
The tiny White Tiger, no bigger than a kitten, trotted over to his future human. With practiced ease, he tripped over his own feet and rolled right up to the man's feet. He lay on his back with all four paws in the air, showing off his fluffy belly, tilted his cute little head, and let out a soft, sweet little meow: "Meow?"
According to the White Tiger's past experience, this was sure to make everyone melt and cry out with their faces covered: "So cute! Adorable!"
But the watch on his future human's wrist began beeping urgently. The man's face turned deathly pale, as if he'd seen something terrifying. He covered his face and screamed, "Help!"
Then he stumbled and scrambled away.
White Tiger: ???
Before he could figure out what was happening, alarms blared across the city. The civilians fled in panic, and countless mechs and warships surrounded him, all aiming their cannons at him.
White Tiger: !!!
An extraordinarily handsome man descended from a mech. His restrained military uniform, long straight legs, and cool, sharp gaze struck right at the looks-loving White Tiger's heart: Ahhh! I have to make him my human!
So he trotted over, fawning, rolling around, acting cute, and dropping hints like crazy: Look, the softest, cutest kitty in the world is right here! Come kiss me, hug me, and carry me up high!
The people standing at the ready: ...Is this really an SSS-rank beast? It looks completely harmless.
An SSS-rank beast cub had suddenly appeared on X Star, and the Alliance's youngest and strongest general had taken it with him to keep it under surveillance. The entire Alliance was on high alert, not fooled in the slightest by the cub's harmless appearance.
Everyone knew that beasts ranked S or higher were intelligent, good at disguising themselves, and extremely cunning and cruel. An SSS-rank beast could easily destroy a planet.
Everyone waited in fear and despair for the beast to show its fangs.
But the cub continued to seem just as harmless and adorable as it appeared. Every day, it ate its fill, slept, basked in the sun, and begged for affection. It didn't act like an SSS-rank beast at all.
Gradually, people began to believe it really was a harmless little kitty, and that the brain scan had simply made a mistake.
Until one day, the Zerg invaded. The general was ambushed and badly injured by the Zerg while covering the civilians' retreat. The little kitty lost its cool. With a single tiger's roar, it shook the mountains and split the earth, killing all the Zerg.
Everyone: ...As expected of the only SSS-rank beast in history.
Second upcoming novel: Mainly from the pursued's perspective, Senior Brother's Style Is Way Too Bizarre
Senior Brother had always made it his mission to be the Sword Sect's top senior brother, striving for perfection and refusing to be surpassed.
Every day, the first thing he did was open the Sword Sect app forum and check whether he was the most popular candidate for top senior brother.
But being the top senior brother was a high-risk job. There were always self-important, chosen-one junior brothers coming one after another, trying to push him aside and use him as a stepping stone.
Senior Brother gave a proud smile and revealed all his secret identities. His alchemy, formations, talismans, artifact crafting, cooking, music, chess, calligraphy, painting, and looks were all number one in the world. He crushed them until they obediently knelt and called him Grandmaster.
One chosen one managed to discover Senior Brother's weakness.
On the Sword Sect app forum, a post titled "How can the Sword Sect's top senior brother be so terrible at swordplay?" was pinned at the top in red. Senior Brother's popularity plummeted.
So Senior Brother shut himself away.
The app server crashed too.
Everyone in the Sword Sect, from the elders down to the servant disciples, nearly went into cultivation deviation.
That day, someone was shocked to see the dignified, aloof, and otherworldly Sect Master gently coaxing his way into Senior Brother's room, only to find himself shut out. "No matter what, you're still the most perfect person in my heart. No one can compare to you."
Every elder wrote a three-thousand-character essay praising Senior Brother. The senior disciples led the inner disciples in carrying megaphones and loudly declaring their love and admiration for Senior Brother a thousand times a day, praising him from the tips of his hair to the soles of his shoes.
The Sword Sect disciples cried out sincerely as one: Senior Brother, you're our sect's most precious treasure! Please pull yourself together. Don't fall apart!
A split-personality, haughty, show-off, vain, scheming, fake-sweet-tea Senior Brother as the one being pursued & a seemingly aloof, otherworldly, strongest-ever master who dotes most on his eldest disciple as the pursuer
Also known as:
#Senior Brother Has Fallen Apart Again Today#
#Senior Brother Has Broken the Plot#
#Senior Brother Is Amazing, But He's a Ridiculous Fake Sweet Tea#
#Let's Discuss: How Many Secret Identities Does It Take to Maintain the Perfect Senior Brother Image?#
#The Chosen-One Junior Brother Is Impressive, But Senior Brother Has Too Many Secret Identities to Compete With Him#
P.S.:
1. This is a ridiculous, nonsensical comedy. Don't look for logic in it. If you find any, it's already dead.
2. The pairing is with the master.
Theme: With love as your faith, you can ride the wind and brave the waves.
The later period is very smooth, madam, the previous one is really good, I hope the next one will not disappoint me.
If I hadn't spent money, I would have given up on the article. After reading the whole article, I feel most sorry for Xiaobao and hate the second child in the book. Xiaobao has suffered for five years and has not seen much compensation. It's disgusting.
The finished book is a joy to read!
This Big Brother villain is not a villain, he is genuine but not genuine. I don't understand what the author wants to write.
Hahahahahahaha the tradition of the old Qin family
Laugh and get rich, finish scattering flowers [spreading flowers]
Congratulations on the completion, I am just a bug-catcher with no feelings.
Catching insects, no need - no thanks
Catching insects, decompressing - the antidote
Catching insects, just like - like