[Blurb]: Lu Guiyuan was the final villain, the zombie emperor, in an apocalyptic world. He was supposed to be killed by the protagonists, but instead, he killed the male lead, the Heavenly Dao's favorite.
The Heavenly Dao was furious and struck him with a bolt of lightning, sending him to be reborn in the world of another book: an ancient-era revenge story about a male protagonist who is reborn and turns his life around.
After suffering through a previous life in which the Heavenly Dao's male lead and a host of other supporting characters and cannon fodder forced him into the role of a villainous boss, Lu Guiyuan decided that this time, he would be a decent person (a real human).
He would stay out of the protagonists' affairs, grow crops, raise pigs, and get rich. He would eat lots of delicious food, marry a beautiful wife, have a houseful of children, and be a good family man, with his wife and kids gathered around the warm bed.
But when he was three, his crystal-core powers were too strong to merge completely with his body, putting him at risk of exploding. To survive, his soul had to fall into a deep sleep, leaving his body a fool who acted only on instinct.
By the time his mind returned, it was the day after his wedding night.
The new wife he'd thoroughly ravished was none other than the book's evil male supporting character, the male lead's love rival and the great villain's unattainable first love: Li Huaiming.
In his previous life, Li Huaiming had been peerless in beauty and a uniquely gifted statesman. He had risen to the position of prime minister and held power over the court, becoming everyone's ideal beloved.
After the book's protagonist, a shou, was reborn, the first thing he did was expose Li Huaiming's identity as a fake legitimate son. Working with the Marquess's wife, he plotted against him, drugged him unconscious, and sent him to a remote mountain village to marry a widower who had beaten three wives to death, ruining his political future for good.
Li Huaiming suffered abuse and beatings at the widower's home. Five months later, the Third Prince's men finally found him.
Completely hardened, he became cold, cruel, and ruthless, and without hesitation, ordered them to... massacre the village.
Lu Guiyuan: "..."
Li Huaiming woke up and looked at him with hatred and venom.
Lu Guiyuan: "..."
A zombie king gong who wants to be a lay-flat fish but even more wants to be a good husband and spoil his wife vs. a sharp-tongued, sly, haughty, high-maintenance beauty shou
Note:
1. The characters' values do not represent the author's.
2. The shou's mother was tricked by the principal wife into becoming a concubine. The principal wife was malicious and wanted to kill or cripple the concubine and her son. The concubine had no choice but to switch the children to protect her son's life and future.
The background is different from the usual true-and-false young master trope.
This is explained in the VIP chapters. Please don't post false warnings without reading the story.
3. The titles are just titles. The shou is currently a young master who was raised to be spoiled. Later, he will grow into the person he was in his previous life.
The second book in this series, Deeply Devoted Villain and Beautiful Passerby A Get Their Happy Ending, is complete.
Next book, coming soon: Main couple, gong POV, I'm Obviously Super Cute
Because of a mistake by the Heavenly Dao, the White Tiger failed his tribulation. To make it up to him, the Heavenly Dao said, "I can let you be reborn in another world. Everyone there is beautiful, and they all love cute pets. You can pretend to be adorable and win yourself a cat-loving servant."
The White Tiger happily agreed.
But something went wrong on the way, and he ended up in a different world. As soon as he arrived, he spotted a handsome, generous person who loved animals. This was the one.
The tiny white tiger, no bigger than a kitten, trotted toward his future servant. With practiced ease, he tripped over his own feet and rolled right up to the man, lying on his back with all four paws in the air. He showed off his fluffy belly, tilted his adorable little head, and let out a soft, sweet, "Meow?"
From the White Tiger's past experience, this was sure to make anyone melt. They'd cover their faces and cry, "So cute! Adorable!"
But the watch on his prospective servant's wrist began beeping urgently. The man's face went deathly pale, as if he'd seen something terrifying. He covered his face and screamed, "Help!"
Then he stumbled and scrambled away.
White Tiger: ???
Before he could figure out what was going on, alarms sounded across the city. The people fled in panic, and countless mechs and warships surrounded him, all aiming their cannons at him.
White Tiger: !!!
An incredibly handsome man descended from a mech. He wore a buttoned-up military uniform, had long, straight legs, and a cool, sharp gaze. He was exactly the kind of man the White Tiger, a total beauty fanatic, adored. Ahhh! I have to make him my servant!
So the White Tiger trotted over, rolling around, acting cute, and flirting up a storm: Look, the world's softest, cutest kitty is right here! Come kiss me, hug me, and lift me up high!
The people on high alert: ... Is this really an SSS-class beast? It looks completely harmless.
An SSS-class beast cub suddenly appeared on Planet X, and the Alliance's youngest and strongest general kept it by his side under surveillance. The whole Alliance was on alert, completely unmoved by the cub's harmless appearance.
Everyone knew that beasts above S-rank were intelligent, good at disguising themselves, and extremely sly and cruel. An SSS-class beast could easily destroy a planet.
Everyone waited in fear and despair for the beast to reveal its fangs.
But the cub kept acting harmless and adorable, just as it appeared. Every day, it ate its fill, slept, basked in the sun, and begged to be petted. It was nothing like an SSS-class beast.
Gradually, people began to believe it really was a harmless little kitty and that the brain scan had been wrong.
Until one day, the Zerg invaded. The general was badly injured in a sneak attack while covering the civilians' retreat. The kitten lost its cool. With a single tiger's roar, it shook the earth and killed every last Zerg.
The people: ... That's one heck of an SSS-class beast.
A goofy, looks-obsessed White Tiger gong vs. a cold, fluffy-pet-loving general shou
White Tiger: Eat the tastiest beast meat, cuddle up to the most beautiful servant. Life is sweet.
General: Raise the strongest SSS-class beast, pet the softest, cutest kitty. Life is sweet.
Next book, coming soon: Main couple, shou POV, Everyone Keeps Summoning Me After I Become an Evil God
The protagonist died from overwork and never expected to be reborn as an evil god.
Protagonist (overjoyed): Great! No more nine-to-nine, six days a week, no more mortgage payments. I don't even have to eat, drink, or go to the bathroom. I can lie flat and sleep until the end of time!
But as soon as he fell asleep, someone woke him up.
A grown man who leeches off his parents, desperate to get rich: Evil God, please bless me with great fortune. I offer my parents and sisters as sacrifices to you.
Protagonist: Your incomplete sacrifice is imperfect. I don't like it. A family should stick together, so how can you be left out?
The man watched in horror as the ghosts of his dead family came to reunite with him. Terrified, he ran to turn himself in that very night.
A man who married into a rich family and a celebrity: Evil God, please make me famous. I offer my wife and daughter as sacrifices to you.
Protagonist: As you wish.
The next day, the celebrity's secret marriage, affairs with multiple women, and plot to murder his wife and daughter so he could inherit their wealth were exposed to the entire internet. He was also rewarded with a pair of silver bracelets.
The head of the Evil God cult: Evil God, please keep us young forever and grant us eternal life. We offer you these hundred handsome men and beautiful women as sacrifices.
Protagonist: The body is nothing but a pretty shell around a pile of bones. I admire souls that shine with the light of faith much more.
Then all the cultists went mad with fear and begged the Special Security Department for help.
A rumor spread: This evil god is terrifying. Everyone who summons him meets a terrible end.
The protagonist was satisfied, thinking that no one would dare summon him again. At last, he could fulfill his dream of being a lay-flat fish and sleep until the end of time.
Just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard another summons. The evil god, furious at being woken up, rushed to the altar and discovered that this time, the ones who had summoned him were a group of besieged Special Security Department agents.
Special Security Department: Great God of Justice, please protect us and all the hostages so we can make it out alive. As for the sacrifice, um, we heard you don't like raw souls and things like that, and we didn't have time to prepare anything. Once we get back safely, we'll offer you the finest incense, spicy soup, fried chicken, barbecue skewers, beer, and fizzy drinks...
Protagonist: ...
The Special Security Department's big shot: If you're still not satisfied, how about adding me? I'm slim-waisted, long-legged, beautiful as a flower, and great in bed. I'm sure I can please you.
Protagonist: ...
This is freaking ridiculous.
And yet, he was thoroughly tempted.
#How I switched careers from Evil God to God of Justice#
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Theme: My fate is mine to decide, not Heaven's
To be honest, I keep seeing the author calling for rejection of pirated articles, which makes me very sad.
I can understand the author's mood very well. This is definitely not for a few subscription fees, but for knowingly engaging in prostitution and then criticizing it for not looking good. Isn't this a sneaky meal and you think you're not good at cooking?
In fact, I also read pirated books, because the books on the current list are really not very good. If you really want to find good books, you can only rely on pirated books. People who pirate only look at the quality and don't care about anything else.
But I just rely on pirated copies to find books. If I find them, I will definitely return to the original ones and order them all.
To be honest, an author needs a state of mind to create. If you make an author afraid of creating in the end, even seeing the keyboard will be as scary and rejection as PTSD. Even if you force yourself to code for any reason, you won't be able to produce good works.
Really, these people who are complacent and feel that they have gained some great advantage are killing an author.
There is always a group of people in this world, just like the lonely compasses with thin legs. Sure enough, you still have to look at Mr. Lu Xun for swearing, yyds.
I hope the author will not feel sorry for that kind of person, which will affect his mood and creation. Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing there, so where is the dust? Create quietly and give your joy and anger to those who deserve it.
Just let those who are unworthy be brushed away like cobwebs.
Read it in one sitting! The plot has ups and downs. Chapter 30 feels like I have read 80 chapters, as if I am watching a TV series with a very fast plot. Overall, it is a good read. Once you worry about the protagonist, you can immediately slap him in the face. It is so good! Such a good Bunmo Tamado!
After enduring the first few chapters, this book is a fairy tale!
I'm waiting for your quick passage
It's been a long time since I've seen this kind of imaginative, informative, and well-written article. It's great. Keep it up.
The author is waiting for your quick travel article?ω?
After reading it, let's go to the next one
Come on! ! ! ! ?
[Orange Candy] I've had it. [Orange Candy] I've had it. [Orange Candy] I've had it. Before Chapter V of this book, both the attack and the characters are annoying. You can read it later.
I still like the second part better, and I also like the old name "Beauty Trap" which is more attractive. I don't know why the name was changed.
To be honest, I keep seeing the author calling for rejection of pirated articles, which makes me very sad. I can understand the author's mood very well. This is definitely not for a few subscription fees, but for knowingly engaging in prostitution and then criticizing it for not looking good. Isn't this a sneaky meal and you think you're not good at cooking? In fact, I also read pirated books, because the books on the current list are really not very good. If you really want to find good books, you can only rely on pirated books. People who pirate only look at the quality and don't care about anything else. But I just rely on pirated copies to find books. If I find them, I will definitely return to the original ones and order them all. To be honest, an author needs a state of mind to create. If you make an author afraid of creating in the end, even seeing the keyboard will be as scary and rejection as PTSD. Even if you force yourself to code for any reason, you won't be able to produce good works. Really, these people who are complacent and feel that they have gained some great advantage are killing an author. There is always a group of people in this world, just like the lonely compasses with thin legs. Sure enough, you still have to look at Mr. Lu Xun for swearing, yyds. I hope the author will not feel sorry for that kind of person, which will affect his mood and creation. Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing there, so where is the dust? Create quietly and give your joy and anger to those who deserve it. Just let those who are unworthy be brushed away like cobwebs.
Read it in one sitting! The plot has ups and downs. Chapter 30 feels like I have read 80 chapters, as if I am watching a TV series with a very fast plot. Overall, it is a good read. Once you worry about the protagonist, you can immediately slap him in the face. It is so good! Such a good Bunmo Tamado!
After enduring the first few chapters, this book is a fairy tale!
I'm waiting for your quick passage
It's been a long time since I've seen this kind of imaginative, informative, and well-written article. It's great. Keep it up.
The author is waiting for your quick travel article?ω?
After reading it, let's go to the next one
Come on! ! ! ! ?
[Orange Candy] I've had it. [Orange Candy] I've had it. [Orange Candy] I've had it. Before Chapter V of this book, both the attack and the characters are annoying. You can read it later.
I still like the second part better, and I also like the old name "Beauty Trap" which is more attractive. I don't know why the name was changed.