The Universe's Fiercest Beast Is Selling Cute Online

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Because Heaven's Will made a mistake and caused the White Tiger to fail his tribulation, it wanted to make it up to him. "I can let you be reborn in another world. Everyone there is beautiful, and they all love cute pets. You can act adorable and play cute to trick some cat-loving human into becoming your servant."

The White Tiger happily agreed.

But an accident occurred while he was transmigrating, and he ended up in a different world. The moment he arrived, he spotted someone with good looks, a generous streak, and a soft spot for little animals. This was the one.

The tiny White Tiger, no bigger than a kitten, set off on his stubby little legs toward his chosen servant. With practiced ease, he tripped over his own feet and rolled right up to the man's feet, paws in the air and fluffy belly exposed. Tilting his adorable little head, he let out a soft, sweet meow: "Meow?"

In the White Tiger's experience, this was guaranteed to make everyone melt on the spot, cover their faces, and cry, "So cute! Adorable!"

Instead, the watch on his chosen servant's wrist began beeping urgently. The man's face turned deathly pale, as if he'd seen something utterly terrifying. He covered his face and screamed, "Help!"

Then he stumbled away as fast as he could, scrambling and rolling in his haste.

White Tiger: ???

Before he could figure out what was going on, alarms rang throughout the city. The people fled in panic, and countless mechs and battleships surrounded him, all aiming their cannons at him.

White Tiger: !!!

An exceptionally handsome man stepped down from a mech. His restrained military uniform, long, straight legs, and cool, sharp gaze hit every one of the White Tiger's buttons.

"Aaaah! I have to make him my servant!"

So he scampered over, acting cute, rolling around, and shamelessly begging for attention, dropping hints as hard as he could: "Look, the world's softest, cutest kitty is right here! Come kiss me, hug me, and lift me up high!"

The people on high alert: ...Is this really an SSS-rank mutant beast? It looks completely harmless.

An SSS-rank mutant beast suddenly appeared on Planet X, and the Empire's youngest and strongest general took it in and kept it under surveillance. The entire Empire went on high alert, not fooled in the slightest by the beast's harmless-looking cub form.

Everyone knew that mutant beasts ranked S-class and above were intelligent and could change size. Each one's true form was a gigantic Godzilla. They were highly intelligent, skilled at disguise, and cunning and cruel. A 3S-rank mutant beast could easily destroy an entire planet.

Everyone waited in fear and despair for the beast to bare its fangs.

But the beast continued to be just as harmless and adorable as he seemed. Every day, he ate his fill, slept, basked in the sun, and begged to be petted. He showed none of the traits expected of a 3S-rank mutant beast.

Gradually, people began to believe that he really was just a harmless little kitty, and that the scanner on their AIs must have made a mistake.

Then one day, the Zerg invaded. The general was ambushed and gravely wounded while covering the civilians' retreat. The kitty could no longer stay calm. One roar sent the earth shaking and mountains crumbling, killing every last Zerg.

Everyone: ...No wonder it's a 3S-rank mutant beast.

A goofy, looks-obsessed White Tiger top x a cold, fur-loving general bottom.

White Tiger: Eat the tastiest mutant beast meat, snuggle up to the hottest servant. Life is good.

General: Raise the strongest 3S mutant beast, pet the softest, cutest kitty. Life is good.

New novel: Main character on top, Guide to Reborn Evil Cultivators Pretending to Be Good

In his previous life, Qi Hefei sought revenge for his family's blood debt. He sacrificed most of his lifespan to cultivate forbidden arts and became a hated demon in the world of metaphysics.

After dying, he was reborn in his early twenties, still a carefree rich kid.

His parents were honest businesspeople who often taught their children to keep their heads down and behave. They never realized that their excessive honesty and good conscience would stand in someone else's way and bring disaster upon the whole family.

None of it has happened yet. His family is still alive, and his enemies are already plotting in the shadows. But now he has more time and more opportunities. He doesn't have to go as far as he did in his previous life, leaving himself no way out.

This time, he'll repay his enemies tenfold, a hundredfold, protect his family, and do his best to hide his twisted, deranged side from them, pretending to be a good person.

But when he meets again the close friend who shared his fate in his previous life, the friend is still an innocent young master, unloved by his father and mother, and only recently brought back from the countryside by his grandfather.

When they met in their previous life, Qi Hefei had sacrificed his lifespan and aged prematurely. He was already an old man with white hair, while the young master had become a ruthless, cold-blooded capitalist, brimming with resentment. Both wanted nothing but revenge for their families. They used each other at first, but their short-term alliance grew into a friendship between two men of different generations who trusted each other.

He never expected that, at their first meeting after being reborn, the young master would stare at him for a long moment, his ears and cheeks slowly turning bright red, then hesitantly ask for his contact information.

Looking at the young master's innocent, easily fooled expression, Qi Hefei slowly smiled.

#What do I do when my brother from my past life is a gullible pretty-boy? I've decided to teach him a memorable lesson myself#

Later: #Bro, you smell so good#

A seemingly refined but inwardly unhinged evil cultivator top x a sunny, innocent young master who's obsessed with good looks bottom

Second upcoming novel: Main character on top, The Proud Dragon Is Forced to Bind to a Doting Wife System After Quick Transmigration

System: The villain bosses are too powerful and diligently focused on their careers. They aren't lovesick fools or idiots, so the protagonist teams can't beat them and the plot can't continue. To put the story back on track, the Main System has decided to assign each villain BOSS a doting wife whose sole purpose is to hold him back.

A doting wife must have flower-like beauty, soft, fair skin that looks as if it could be bruised with a touch, too little strength to open a bottle cap, and a frail body that would topple in a breeze. They can't do anything at all, except act spoiled, throw tantrums, make a scene, and draw people's hatred, all while sabotaging the villain BOSS at critical moments.

Then the System looks at its new Host. Beneath his seemingly delicate, vulnerable face are:

A height of nearly two meters, a massive, muscular physique, tan skin as tough as a fortress, enough strength to tear apart mechs and kick battleships, a terrifying presence that can make a crowd faint with one look, the expertise of a grandmaster, and a cunning mind that can ruin people without getting caught...

System:?! That's false advertising! This is false advertising! Unbind immediately!!!

The Proud Dragons, unwilling to miss out on a chance to be reborn: No way! Who says a Proud Dragon can't be a doting wife? Watch me, I can be a full-fledged doting wife and get the villain BOSS to spoil me rotten.

1. The domineering CEO villain is doted on by his arranged-marriage wife instead

The musclebound Barbie Proud Dragon as the doting wife x the purehearted, workaholic villain CEO

Plot: The first time the CEO sees his doting wife, he immediately demands a refund. The protagonist pins the villain down in his chair with one hand, easily suppressing all the CEO's resistance, while snatching up the marriage agreement and signing it with the other. In a high, sweet voice, he says, "Don't rush, hubby. From now on, I'm all yours~"

CEO: !!!

The CEO is furious and embarrassed...

The CEO is terrified and helpless...

The CEO is utterly heartbroken...

Later...

CEO: So what if I'm a CEO? Even a CEO has a heart that longs to be cherished and loved.

2. The Demon Lord who forcibly takes the righteous Immortal Venerable is forcibly taken by the Immortal Venerable instead

The Immortal Venerable gives a wicked smile: "Since the Demon Lord hasn't come for me, it's fine if I take the initiative and let him abduct me, right?"

Demon Lord Σ(っ °Д °;)っ︵┻━┻: Don't come any closer!!!

Then he chases, and the other runs. The Demon Lord can't escape.

3. The strongest Sentinel, who keeps a frail Guide, is forcibly kept by the Guide instead

4. The ability-user captain who keeps a burden of a canary is fiercely pursued by the canary instead

5. The regent who forces a marriage on the princess consort is forced into marriage by the princess consort instead

System: ...That actually works?

The Proud Dragons: Just tell us, did we complete the mission or not?

Theme: If miracles don't happen, go create them yourself