Cheng Che in the eyes of others:
Lazy! Good looks! Takeaway boy!
Cheng Che in Feng Nian's eyes:
Love me! Love me! Love me very much!
Cheng Che sees himself:
Eating and waiting to die, lying down and chasing stars.
——The person who is a fan of Naihe has a bad life and is unlucky.
In order to save Feng Nian, he rushed to the scene of the "Porcelain" King every day,
Unknowingly, he put himself on the guillotine of the movie king.
The entire entertainment industry was in doubt: Why is Cheng Che a food delivery guy?
Heavenly King Fennian came out personally to explain: He has talent.
Two days later, he explained again: He is my boyfriend!
A certain film industry boss immediately jumped to his feet: Shit, that's my son, dear!
A certain movie queen: He's also my son, dear!
A certain respected old artist: It's me too... Oh no, my uncle is here, please accept my nephew's respect! !
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Later, the entire entertainment industry wailed:
Okay, okay, Cheche, let's just lie down. If you come together, there will be no way for others to survive.
Small Theater
Host: Next, we invite the best actor Cheng Che to perform for everyone!
Cheng Che: Someone, bring up this actor's two-meter-long bed!
Host (Starry Eyes): Does the actor want to do a boat scene?
Cheng Che: Yes, I will show you five seconds to fall asleep Zzzz
*Skin to death, laziness, eating and waiting for death, Shou Vs dual personality, mildew, special love for Cheng Chegong
*——Sha——Diao——Wen, if you take it seriously you will lose, no brainer Su Shuangtian, no fighting allowed
*The background of the Hong Kong entertainment industry in the 1990s, the characters and events are all fictional and there is no prototype
*Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness
*Updated at 21:00 every night
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[I rely on lost skills to dominate the entertainment industry]
You Jingyun, an old man who is good at playing, singing and dancing, and has lived for three thousand years, suddenly became obsessed with cross talk. This is a big deal.
Not only did he stand out from the draft and become the top in the cross talk circle, but he also unexpectedly captured a tsundere boss?
In this regard, You Jingyun said: The thorns on the road to becoming a god are all caused by this guy!
Not letting him participate in the draft? His improv performance is not inferior to that of a national idol!
Push him to appear in a variety show that reaches the center of the earth? He can still shine with his lost skills!
He was so involved in the show that the BOSS treated him like his son? Haha.
After a loving beating, he bent down and asked the prostrate BOSS: "Who is whose father?"
The cool Shou (You Jingyun) who combines numerous specialties x the arrogant and jealous boss Gong (Shan Yun)
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[After passing through the book, the whole world was tortured and cried by cats]
At the Lu family's family recognition party, when Bao Lu, a bastard who had been missing for two years, returned, everyone's good days came to an end.
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Passerby: Madam, it's been two years since you threw the young master into the wilderness!
Adoptive mother: Oh, do you realize that you are wrong?
Passerby: No, he brought the police to arrest you.
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Passerby: Young Master, it's been half a year since you threw the Young Master into a bankrupt company!
Brother: Oh, do you realize that you are wrong?
Passerby: No, he transferred more than one billion in debt to you.
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Passerby: Boss, Lu Yi has been used as your substitute for two years!
Villain: Oh, do you realize your mistake?
Passerby: No, he beat your Bai Yueguang into a pig's head.
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No one knows that Lu Yi is a royal cat in front of the emperor. He does all kinds of evil and often causes chaos in the world.
After passing through the book, he just wants to be the wildest supermodel, take the most expensive steps, and anyone who stands in his way on the road to fame will die!
So he came up and beat up the cold-faced villain.
At first, Young Master Sheng was tit for tat, but later he discovered that Lu Yi had a lovely heart under his unruly appearance.
He rolled around in the sun, fluttered with birds in the garden, and licked his hands in the bathroom. He was so adorable.
Young Master Sheng approached him coldly: "Be my man (xiao) and I will take over the entire fish pond for you!"
Lu Yi scratched his ears that were no longer pointed: "Get out of here, don't touch me!"
Young Master Sheng: QAQ is also a day of rejection today, but I feel so happy!
Willful·Gang·Cat-shaped male partner
Purpose: To pay tribute to the best era