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You Jingyun, an old man who is good at playing, singing and dancing, and has lived for three thousand years, suddenly became obsessed with cross talk. This is a big deal.
Not only did he stand out from the draft and become the top in the cross talk circle, but he also unexpectedly captured a tsundere boss?
In this regard, You Jingyun said: The thorns on the road to becoming a god are all caused by this guy!
Not letting him participate in the draft? His improv performance is not inferior to that of a national idol!
Push him to appear in a variety show that reaches the center of the earth? He can still shine with his lost skills!
He was so involved in the show that the BOSS treated him like his son? Haha.
After a loving beating, he bent down and asked the prostrate BOSS: "Who is whose father?"
The cool Shou (You Jingyun) who combines numerous specialties x the arrogant and jealous boss Gong (Shan Yun)
*This article is also known as "Everyone Wants to Be My Dad But Actually I Am the Dad", and was formerly known as "The Emperor is Talking about Crosstalk Today"
*The title and copy have been changed, the content has been slightly revised but it still has the same taste~
*Old antique · Calm · Serious and very happy · Crown Prince Suffering Vs Impatience · Irritability · Tsundere · Overbearing President Attack
*Shou is an old antique who took the elixir and lived for three thousand years. This article is fictitious and has no prototype. Please do not insinuate or discuss real people~
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The next book will open [After passing through the book, the whole world will be tortured by cats and cry]
At the Lu family's family recognition party, when Bao Lu, a bastard who had been missing for two years, returned, everyone's good days came to an end.
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Passerby: Madam, it's been two years since you threw the young master into the wilderness!
Adoptive mother: Oh, do you realize that you are wrong?
Passerby: No, he brought the police to arrest you.
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Passerby: Young Master, it's been half a year since you threw the Young Master into a bankrupt company!
Brother: Oh, do you realize that you are wrong?
Passerby: No, he transferred more than one billion in debt to you.
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Passerby: Boss, Lu Yi has been used as your substitute for two years!
Villain: Oh, do you realize your mistake?
Passerby: No, he beat your Bai Yueguang into a pig's head.
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No one knows that Lu Yi is a royal cat in front of the emperor. He does all kinds of evil and often causes chaos in the world.
After passing through the book, he just wants to be the wildest supermodel, take the most expensive steps, and anyone who stands in his way on the road to fame will die!
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As the most sinister boss in the book, Young Master Sheng was tit-for-tat at first, but later he discovered that Lu Yi had a lovely heart under his rebellious appearance.
He rolled around in the sun, fluttered with birds in the garden, and licked his hands in the bathroom. He was so adorable.
Young Master Sheng approached him coldly: "Be my man (xiao) and I will take over the entire fish pond for you!"
Lu Yi scratched his ears that were no longer pointed: "Knock on me, don't touch me!"
Young Master Sheng: QAQ is also a day of rejection today, but I feel so happy!
Willful·Gang·Cat-shaped male partner
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