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Shi Xun had no mother since he was a child, and his old father was busy with official duties. He grew up wildly, smoked, drank, and permed his hair, and accidentally became the most rogue boy in the city.
His old father, Shi Xingbo, was old-fashioned and irritable. Whenever he saw Shi Xun, he would threaten to beat him up.
It's not that Xun didn't have any complaints about Shi Xun. One day, he would push Shi Xingbo to the ground and rub him!
Suddenly one day, father and son went to school together.
Bad news: As an idol, Shi Xun has expired and is surrounded by scandals. Lao Gong is about to run away from home, and he still has a three-year-old son waiting to be fed.
Good news: this son is Shi Xingbo.
Better news: Shi Xingbo has lost his memory!
Looking at his three-year-old father, Shi Xun showed a smile unique to a ruffian: "What, there is a word called retaliatory nibbling on the elderly, do you know about it?"
Shi Xingbo didn't understand.
It doesn't matter, the two of them were thrown into a baby-raising variety show.
The same is done to coax the baby to eat:
Other families: "The baby must eat well so that he can grow taller."
Shi Xun: "Look at what you do every day, you know how to play and come over to eat, ah~"
Then he saw Shi Xingbo stepping on a rickety stool and feeding a large spoonful of rice into Shi Xun's mouth.
The same is true for breaking a cup:
Other families: "It's a good thing that the baby doesn't cry and is at peace."
Shi Xun: "See for yourself where you are now, why are your hands so short!"
Shi Xingbo twisted his small waist and smiled shyly: "Yes, my hands are so weak, baby, don't cry~"
Looking at his increasingly well-behaved old father, Shi Xun finally opened his arms of love: "Call daddy, come and hug me!"
Then I saw Naituanzi clasping his hands behind his back and showing an old-fashioned smile: "Smelly boy, tell me again, whose father are you?"
Shi Xun: QAQ
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Bian Jian suffered from depression. When he went to the hospital for a check-up, he met Shi Xun and fell in love at first sight.
He forcefully kept Shi Xun by his side, but found that this man didn't love him at all. After adopting the child, his temperament changed drastically.
Unable to bear the suffocating married life, Bian Jian ran away from home and lived alone overseas.
He originally thought that he would just wait until Shi Xun figured it out and get a divorce, but he didn't expect that the psychiatrist recommended a variety show about raising children to him.
"Here is a father and son. The father is filial and the son is kind. You can take a look." The psychiatrist said.
With an attitude of treating the disease, Bian Jian started the live broadcast——
I saw my lover who had been separated for three years holding her beautiful little face and saying happily to the camera: "I am a cute little mushroom, I need the moisture of the rain!"
The sensible son immediately climbed up on the chair and shook the little flower's hand desperately: "Woah, woah, it's little clouds, it's raining under the nest!"
Bian Jian: "..."
Food Guide
※Sand sculptures, do not cue the three views
※Pipi Shou (Shi Xun) x Xin Scheggong (Bian Jian), same-sex marriageable background, no children, dad (Shi Xingbo) gave it away with phone bills (bu shi)
※Enter V on May 6th, start from chapter 38, and a three-in-one big fat chapter will drop on that day
[Pre-receipt]: Xianyu became famous after taking the villain cub to the baby show
Bai Xu was reborn, and only after his death did he realize that the world he lived in was a book.
He is a cannon fodder with a pleaseable personality. The harder he works, the more he fails. With the protagonist of the original book as the background, he becomes a black man in the entertainment industry and the entire internet.
His younger brother Bai Tang is eighteen years younger than him. He is highly intelligent but rebellious. When he grew up, he killed Bai Xu and turned into a murderous villain in the book.
Reborn and returned to the day before taking five-year-old Bai Tang to participate in the children's comprehensive program, Bai Xu said: It's too bad, I am a salted fish, let me say it first!
Heizi all said: emmm, my brother is naughty at first sight, just waiting for Bai Xu to overturn!
Cooking tasks
Other families: Whatever the baby wants to eat, my brother will cook you a feast!
Bai Xu here: "Today you are my brother, you cook and feed me!"
The five-year-old little villain "obediently" picked up a small spatula, but in the next second he was hit on the head by the spatula and fell to the ground. He used his strength to interpret: I am weird at cooking!
Black fans carnival: Haha, Bai Tang did it on purpose! Just Bai Xu still wants to be a salted fish? Impossible!
Unexpectedly, Bai Xu covered his chest, turned pale, and slowly closed his eyes.
Two seconds later, he fell asleep.
"..."
The little villain who was about to starve to death had no choice but to get up and cook honestly on the small bench.
Audience: I'm impressed, you idiot!
Cleaning tasks
Other families: Baby, go play, leave the cleaning to your brother!
Bai Xu here: "No, I was kidnapped by the sofa!"
After saying that, he spread out his limbs, snored and fell asleep. The corners of his clothes were rolled up, revealing a small section of his thin waistline.
The younger brother, who is said to be rebellious, obediently picked up the broom and swung his short legs around in the camera, not forgetting to help his older brother smooth the corners of his clothes.
As the live broadcast progressed, the variety show was taken off by the Bai brothers.
Facing the interview, the five-year-old little villain cried bitterly: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu""""""" my brother is lazy and greedy. If Ni Meng doesn't let me go, the water for washing his feet will boil dry!"
Black fans: Ah ah, such a warm little brother... No, why doesn't Bai Xu turn over? !
Many years later, Bai Xu, who had become an internet celebrity, held the statuette in his hand and gave an acceptance speech:
"First of all, I want to thank my dear brother, who worked tirelessly to wash and cook for me and feed me snacks..."
The audience all covered their faces: I know, I know, you must have saved the galaxy in your previous life!
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Lu Qie, the king of heaven, was a monster who lacked emotions since childhood, but was attracted by Bai Xu's bohemian smile.
He invited Bai Xu to participate in his MV, and the two made an appointment to discuss it in detail at a restaurant.
As soon as Lu Qie arrived at the restaurant, he saw a big sign at the door: -Are you sure you want to go in?
Lu Qie didn't understand the reason, pushed the door open, and saw again:
-Are you really ready?
-Boy, don't think I don't know what you're up to! Let's have a conversation between men!
Five-year-old Bai Tang held a nunchuck and stood in front of him in a domineering manner: "Stay away from my brother, understand?"
Intention: Make peace with yourself
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Ah? You're not going to forget Teyvat, are you? No [explosive crying]
Why does Zhong Chumo always linger?
[Orange Candy] I got it, I'm so touched, woo woo woo author, please tell me if it's true [crying]
Why is Bilan so good at caring for herself?
The [dog-headed] king and the governing body were both lost.
Is she the lucky sister?
Damn it, I didn't find such a good article until now!
Just blowing the wind is almost the same hahahahahahaha
Teacher Wei, please stop going little emperor [Yellow Heart]
I love Guo Shengtong the most, and I also love this fanfic. I have watched it countless times and shed tears every time. I really hope there will be a sequel. Although more than ten years have passed, I still look forward to it.
Does the author still update it?
Zhao Wei is kind and empathetic [hug]