Xianyu Became Famous After Taking the Villain Cub to Sex

[The full text is completed, and the next book will be opened: "Bai Yueguang's Crematorium for All Members After Raising a Dog", the copy is at the bottom, please support me~] Bai Xu was reborn, and only after his death did he realize that the world he lived in was a book. He is a cannon fodder with a pleaseable personality. The harder he works, the more he fails. With the protagonist of the original book as the background, he becomes a black man in the entertainment industry and the entire internet. His younger brother Bai Tang is eighteen years younger than him. He is highly intelligent but rebellious. When he grew up, he killed Bai Xu and turned into a murderous villain in the book. Reborn and returned to the day before taking five-year-old Bai Tang to participate in the children's comprehensive program, Bai Xu said: It's too bad, I am a salted fish, let me say it first! Heizi all said: emmm, my brother is naughty at first sight, just waiting for Bai Xu to overturn! Cooking tasks Other families: Whatever the baby wants to eat, my brother will cook you a feast! Bai Xu here: "Today you are my brother, you cook and feed me!" The five-year-old little villain "obediently" picked up a small spatula, but in the next second he was hit on the head by the spatula and fell to the ground. He used his strength to interpret: I am weird at cooking! Black fans carnival: Haha, Bai Tang did it on purpose! Just Bai Xu still wants to be a salted fish? Impossible! Unexpectedly, Bai Xu covered his chest, turned pale, and slowly closed his eyes. Two seconds later, he fell asleep. "..." The little villain who was about to starve to death had no choice but to get up and cook honestly on the small bench. Audience: I'm impressed, you idiot! Cleaning tasks Other families: Baby, go play, leave the cleaning to your brother! Bai Xu here: "No, I was kidnapped by the sofa!" After saying that, he spread out his limbs, snored and fell asleep. The corners of his clothes were rolled up, revealing a small section of his thin waistline. The younger brother, who is said to be rebellious, obediently picked up the broom and swung his short legs around in the camera, not forgetting to help his older brother smooth the corners of his clothes. As the live broadcast progressed, the variety show was taken off by the Bai brothers. Facing the interview, the five-year-old little villain cried bitterly: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu""""""" my brother is lazy and greedy. If Ni Meng doesn't let me go, the water for washing his feet will boil dry!" Black fans: Ah ah, such a warm little brother... No, why doesn't Bai Xu turn over? ! Many years later, Bai Xu, who had become an internet celebrity, held the statuette in his hand and gave an acceptance speech: "First of all, I want to thank my dear brother, who worked tirelessly to wash and cook for me and feed me snacks..." The audience all covered their faces: I know, I know, you must have saved the galaxy in your previous life! - Lu Qie, the king of heaven, was a monster who lacked emotions since childhood, but was attracted by Bai Xu's bohemian smile. He invited Bai Xu to participate in his MV, and the two made an appointment to discuss it in detail at a restaurant. As soon as Lu Qie arrived at the restaurant, he saw a big sign at the door: -Are you sure you want to go in? Lu Qie didn't understand the reason, pushed the door open, and saw again: -Are you really ready? -Boy, don't think I don't know what you're up to! Let's have a conversation between men! Five-year-old Bai Tang held a nunchuck and stood in front of him in a domineering manner: "Stay away from my brother, understand?" Reading Guide ※The original title of the article is "Salted Fish Zai Wa Zong Chews My Brother and Has Become Popular", which is not very smooth, so I changed it. ※No logical nonsense, all members have fun, do not make any mistakes, and politely refuse all forms of writing guidance. ※Enter V on 10.13, And a three-in-one big fat chapter will be dropped that day. Please support it~! Next book opens: "Bai Yueguang's substitute went crazy and everyone was in the crematorium" Yan Buxun is a cannon fodder that is hated by thousands of people in an ancient bloody novel. Because of his crazy and violent behavior, he is regarded as a thorn in the side of his twin sister. My sister was lost when she was young, but returned to a wealthy family ten years later. With her outstanding appearance and business ability, she reached the pinnacle of China Entertainment and became the white moonlight in the hearts of a generation. In order to seize the family property and rectify the entertainment industry, the sister and her suitors resisted in various ways, and finally broke his spine, smashed his knees, drank a pot of hot oil, and sank him into the deep sea, suppressing him forever. After reading the ending, Yan Buxun smiled evilly, it must be because he was not crazy enough! My sister's suitor A called his second sister-in-law a sissy, but when he failed to seduce him, he drugged him and forced him to make a fool of himself in public? Yan Buxun: I gave the medicine back to the sixty-five-year-old grandmother. I wish you a long life and a son soon! Pursuer B eats and drinks from him, but also wants to find a prostitute to ruin his reputation? Yan Buxun: I have a V of 50, and I specialize in providing HIV viruses. Fifteen promiscuous men will accompany you tonight to have a great time! Pursuer C pretended to propose affectionately in public, but actually deceived him into sleeping with his true love sister who was worth hundreds of millions? Yan Buxun: Uncle policeman, he was deceived. His true love sister is married and has seven children in nine years! After their reputation was ruined, the sister and her suitors discovered that Yan BuXun was mad behind every bad thing. Everyone cried and begged for forgiveness. Yan Buxun: Go, go, don't touch me, whoever bothers me again is a dog! Unexpectedly, a certain actor's hands and feet were wrapped around him, and his voice suddenly changed into a voice: Woah! - International movie star Gou Yu suffers from cognitive impairment, commonly known as "mental illness", and always thinks he is a dog. After seeing an online dog search advertisement, he thought he was the blue-eyed husky! The owner of the husky is Yan Buxun, a crazy young man who is keen on mental pollution. On a sunny morning, the Husky couldn't bear the humiliation and ran away from home. That night, Gou Yu pretended to be a lost boy and tried to return to his master's arms. "Sir, would you like room service?" When Yan Buxun opened the door, he saw a handsome guy with blue eyes who suited his aesthetic point, leaning against the door frame and smiling at him charmingly. Yan Buxun's Adam's apple rolled, and coupled with the effect of alcohol, he half-pushed and half-heartedly invited people in. "Handsome guy, please tell me, are you from the top or from the bottom..." Before he finished speaking, the handsome guy suddenly tucked him into the bed. "Shh, don't talk, let's all bark, woof, woof, woof!" Yan Buxun: ⊙ω⊙ Intention: Make peace with yourself