On the day I entered V on 5/26, there are three chapters in one. There are not many words in the whole article. I may finish it all on Saturday. The new article "Salted Fish Becomes Popular After the Baby Zong gnaws the old man", the copy is at the bottom, please save it↓↓↓
Copywriting of this article
In a car accident, Mo Huaishu entered the body of the three-year-old nephew of his arch-rival Shi Yanxi.
Shi Yanxi is a globally recognized technology genius. Unfortunately, he inherited a kindergarten but neglected to take care of it. The burden of life fell on the former boss, Mo Huaishu.
Therefore, Mo Huaishu held staff meetings every day with a pacifier in his mouth.
So, Mo Huaishu wore crotchless pants to patrol the campus.
So, whenever someone asked for the person in charge, he would grab the person's trouser leg and say, "If you have something to say, tell me quickly. I haven't drunk today's milk yet."
Not only that, thanks to Shi Yanxi's professional attributes, the kindergarten's painting style is also strange.
The daily routine of other kindergartens is: the little cubs stand in line.
The daily routine of Mo Huaishu Kindergarten is: pandas and polar bears standing in line.
The sports meeting of other kindergartens is: children group & teacher group.
The sports meeting of Mohuaishu Kindergarten: AI Group & Real Person Group.
The New Year celebration of other kindergartens is: inviting XX children to perform folk dances.
The New Year celebration of Mohuaishu Kindergarten is: inviting XX dogs to sing northwest folk songs.
Where to go during the May Day holiday? It's so fun to watch the excitement in Mohuaishu Kindergarten!
As a result, children and adults all over the country went crazy!
The domineering president is attacked by (Mo Huaishu) x a technological genius (Shi Yanxi)
Food guide:
1. Kawaii has no brain (logic), and she will be done with it.
2. All settings are private and do not reflect reality.
Next book: "Salted Fish Became Popular After Baby Zong gnawed on his old man" (tentative title)
Shi Xun had no mother since he was a child, and his old father was busy with official duties. He grew up wildly, smoked, drank, and permed his hair, and accidentally became the most rogue boy in the city.
His old father, Shi Xingbo, was old-fashioned and irritable. Whenever he saw Shi Xun, he would threaten to beat him up.
It's not that Xun didn't have any complaints about Shi Xun. One day, he would push Shi Xingbo to the ground and rub him!
Suddenly one day, father and son went to school together.
Bad news: As an idol, Shi Xun has expired and is surrounded by scandals. Lao Gong is about to run away from home, and he still has a three-year-old son waiting to be fed.
Good news: this son is Shi Xingbo.
Better news: Shi Xingbo has lost his memory!
Looking at his three-year-old father, Shi Xun showed a smile unique to a ruffian: "What, there is a word called retaliatory nibbling on the elderly, do you know about it?"
Shi Xingbo didn't understand.
It doesn't matter, the two of them were thrown into a baby-raising variety show.
The same is done to coax the baby to eat:
Other families: "The baby must eat well so that he can grow taller."
Shi Xun: "Look at what you do every day, you know how to play and come over to eat, ah~"
Then he saw Shi Xingbo stepping on a rickety stool and feeding a large spoonful of rice into Shi Xun's mouth.
The same is true for breaking a cup:
Other families: "It's a good thing that the baby doesn't cry and is at peace."
Shi Xun: "See for yourself where you are now, why are your hands so short!"
Shi Xingbo twisted his small waist and smiled shyly: "Yes, my hands are so weak, baby, don't cry~"
Looking at his increasingly well-behaved old father, Shi Xun finally opened his arms of love: "Call daddy, come and hug me!"
At this moment, Naituanzi clasped his hands behind his back and showed an old-fashioned smile: "Smelly boy, tell me again, whose father are you?"
Shi Xun: QAQ
Purpose: Chasing dreams and using technology and wisdom to create a better tomorrow
Reader comments
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so annoying. We can't be together well, we have to be disturbed, it's so annoying
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so annoying. We can't be together well, we have to be disturbed, it's so annoying