★ Hilarious, doting romance / contract relationship / no real-life inspiration
★ Four-year age gap between the leads / younger seme / same-sex marriage is legal
★ Next story: Auntie, Don't Make a Scene. It's super good!
★ Popular, cool beauty actress x supermodel with a devilish figure and a hopeless romantic's heart
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The Actress's Little Skit
I never thought that, as a top model, I'd end up paired with the famous actress as a CP.
Before I knew it, our CP had become the number one topic on Weibo.
If it were anyone else, I could've accepted it, but who could have guessed the actress was my rival?
One moment she's an overbearing CEO, the next she's a sweet, gentle wife. I'm so confused.
I don't know, and I don't dare ask.
Does she want to sleep with me, or destroy my career?
Oh, right.
We also got married by imperial decree.
We turned the song "The Truth Is a Lie" into "The Truth Is True" in real life.
On a variety show:
Teacher Bai: "Tang Qin, could you be a little gentler with me?"
Me: "Teacher Bai, we're just doing yoga. Can we please talk normally in front of the cameras?"
In a brand vlog:
Teacher Bai: "Where's the condom we used last night?"
Me: "Teacher Bai, you mean the wig cap. Could you be more specific?"
In the backstage area at a fashion show:
Teacher Bai: "You're wearing so little. Are you going out to work the streets?"
Me: "...Maybe you should talk it over with the fashion director?"
Ten minutes later, I was chasing after the fashion director, crying and yelling.
"Director, I'm walking the runway, not opening a shop! Could you please not make me go out wearing a bedsheet?"
Theme: Rival actresses in the entertainment industry fake a marriage
I saw this article from the author's column, and realized that I had read it before, and then... Is it really written by the same author? Hahahahahaha, although it is also very interesting, but is it really written by the same author? Hahahahahaha
Oh my god, I'm bored tonight, so I clicked on what I had bought before to take a look. When I turned to this book, I didn't see who the author was, but I saw that it had been pre-received, and I was a little interested. I clicked on the author list. I didn't see what was there at first, so I scrolled down. But that was the author's book, so I wasn't very interested. I quit and took a look. Holy shit, "Leaving Hong Kong Today"? Ha? I was completely shocked. An author who I followed in 2019 is now so awesome 🐶
Woohoo, why is it over? It's not enough!!!!!
What a naughty child did to your mother?
Why not be a water bottle? A water bottle feels wronged.
Marvelous! This is my white moonlight
Gone? It ended abruptly, alas. .
Laughing so hard hahahahahahahahaha Child - doi's most powerful brake (suitable for point braking and sudden braking 🐶)
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