When the Original Meets a Cosplayer

[Updating today, with a 10,000-word chapter] Unit One [Lord Geto, Whose Name Was Stolen]: In the second year after his best friend killed him with his own hands, Geto woke up in the Gojo household. After escaping with great difficulty, he discovered that his family and inheritance had all been taken over by a girl named [Geto]. His family and old acquaintances from the technical college seemed bewitched. They recognized her as him, even spared her punishment, and specially hired her as a teacher at the technical college. [Geto] lived up to everyone's expectations. She spent her days flirting with the new students and her nights singing with the Port Mafia. She built a love-triangle-and-more battlefield all by herself, and no one noticed anything was wrong. Geto bided his time while watching coldly as [Geto] took over his cult, bossed his family around, twisted his ideals, and smeared his reputation. But when [Geto] set her sights on his best friend, who had just returned from a business trip, the still-recovering Geto couldn't sit still any longer. Gojo, on gender-swapped [Geto]: "Who are you? You're a fake version of Suguru." Geto sat back down. ★ Unit Two [Mr. Nakahara, Whose Memories Were Replaced]: After returning from a business trip, Nakahara discovered that his bank card had been frozen, his assets transferred, and even his executive position taken over by an impostor. The man who had taken his place was also called [Nakahara]. He launched his career as an executive, proclaimed himself Yokohama's songstress, and planned to hold a fan meet in Yokohama. No one in the Port Mafia noticed anything was wrong. They all took him for the real Nakahara returning from a business trip. The boss started an entertainment company to help him change careers, Big Sister Koyo got jealous over him and Kyouka, and Akutagawa fell out with Dazai over him. Nakahara: Can't you see I'm six foot three? ★ Not targeting any secret-identity cosplay stories, and not following the usual cosplay transmigration setup. These cosplayers all want to replace the originals. ★ The originals fight back against the cosplayers who stole their lives. ★ Couples: Gojo and Geto from Jujutsu Kaisen, Dazai and Nakahara from Bungo Stray Dogs. ★ OOC warning. ★ Couple pairing is indicated in the volume title. ------Next up: a new novel------ Paper Characters Are Always Forced to Pair Up Blurb: The transmigrators who do missions in fanfics based on Jujutsu Kaisen, X-Men, Bungo Stray Dogs, and other series all transmigrate into the original works after a collective System malfunction. They mistake the original works for fanfics where they have missions to complete, and follow the scripts assigned by the System. As villainous supporting characters, they do everything they can to stop the main couple from getting together. They have to force the main couple into a tragic romance full of love and pain, with hearts, wombs, and prostates torn out. They have to make each person the other's replacement, and end with the one who was left behind chasing their partner to the crematorium. Otherwise, they won't survive. To save their own lives, the transmigrators pull out all the stops and stir up trouble, leaving the original characters to suffer the consequences. Fushiguro: What's this nonsense about being secretly married for nine years? Itadori: Gojo-sensei and I are just teacher and student! There's nothing else between us! Sukuna: Men can have children too... Nakahara: That bastard Dazai wants to kick the boss out and take over, and he wants to use me as a stand-in? Dazai: Kill everyone Oda Sakunosuke cares about just to keep him all to myself...? Gojo: Don't use my technique to cause trouble. Geto: It's not like I'll do just anything. Shoko: Why am I always the doctor they find? ★ Multiple viewpoints, mostly from the transmigrators' perspectives. ★ The transmigrators have scripts that are very chaotic and all over the place, so please mind the warning. ★ OOC warning. Theme: Even if someone steals the name and bonds that are yours, you can still forge your own life through the thorns