One Sentence Made the Clown Decide to Give Birth to Cubs

When the clown was about to go to bed, a figure suddenly appeared in front of him, saying that he was entrusted by God to come to the human world to tell the clown something. "Soon you'll be pregnant with a baby." The clown looked serious and pondered for a moment, "How can I give birth to a boy? Am I Maria?" This is really the funniest joke this year. The clown laughed hahahaly and then lay down to sleep. As the days passed, Harley discovered that the clown's belly was getting bigger and bigger, and he even kept vomiting. Check and see, this is the happy pulse! Harley was shocked and then felt a burst of ecstasy: Me, mine? ! Pudding, I will definitely treat you well. Don't smash things and be careful of getting a flatus! What a mess! The clown's smile disappeared, feeling that the problem was not simple. He decided to cut open his stomach to see what was going on. Harry smiled slightly. With the reincarnation system, he must find someone willing to give birth to him. During the battle between Batman and the Joker, his hand slipped and bound to the wrong target, sliding from a pregnant woman to the Joker. System: Did you do it on purpose or accidentally? ! Don't worry about it for now, anyway, at this time the clown has already picked up the scalpel and plans to perform a caesarean section. But this is a concept birth system. If I think about it, I can have it, and others can also have it if they think about it. If the clown proves that there is nothing in his belly, he really won't be able to be born. What to do? How to make a clown voluntarily conceive and give birth to a baby? It took less than a second for Harry to finish thinking, use the projection to appear in front of the clown again, and said only one sentence. "This is your and Batman's baby." The clown looked at him faintly, while Harley, who had been crying and begging the clown not to have an abortion, slowly opened her mouth wide and was speechless. Silence, silence, silence. The clown threw the knife, his face glowing red: "Why didn't you tell me earlier!" Some time later, Batman faced the clown with a big belly and learned that the belly was their child:? Someone's mental illness is getting worse. Let him see what it is. After understanding the situation, Batman:... Robin: Mouth! Mouth, mouth, mouth! *Small theater* It was as if the child had eaten gold. He quickly grew up to the age where he could work as a Robin. The clown was overjoyed and made a career plan, determined to let his child become Robin and never lose at the starting line. Of course his child with a bat is a bat cub! When Robin declared even more strongly! No discrimination! Think about Batman's expression when he learns that his Robin is the son of the Joker, so cool! : P Harry: Okay, you can arrange it, and I'm going to change my personality recently. The clown who gave birth to children:? Clown: No! How can you still be Robin if you've changed your gender? There was a blonde girl who worked for a few days and then was laid off, and then she was never found again. This is a lesson from the past! I won't allow you to destroy your future like this! ! ! Harley: Is that the point? ! ——Short thoughts—— A short story, a hell joke x a hilarious joke. The protagonist is a man who enjoys evil and a devil boy comes to the world. It contains a lot of plots about persecuting clowns and Gotham villains. It is not recommended for clown fans. In short, it is a story about how the hero's parents and the clown tried their best to escape from their original family (…) The author has a habit of killing clowns. I hope the clown in this article can live longer... Concept: It is really difficult to escape from your original family.