Conquer the World by Force

Announcement: This story will become a paid novel on Wednesday, January 19. There will be three chapters that day. Synopsis: Here's what happened. One day, in some year and some month, a very unusual customer came to the Yorozuya. He brought two fanged, blue-faced guards, carried a modified four-dimensional pocket, and, despite having no money, boldly said to the Yorozuya's owner: “Please send me back to the Sengoku era! Oh, right, over there I'm called Oda Nobunaga.” The Yorozuya's owner: “...” The Yorozuya's owner: “If you want a time machine, then stick your own head in a vending machine like a good boy, damn it! Is your four-dimensional pocket just some piece of merchandise?! If you call yourself Oda Nobunaga, don't carry around such immersion-breaking merchandise, you idiot!!” The bespectacled one: “...Calm down. That's enough, you've already used up all my retorts. Are you trying to take my place as the straight man? And don't ignore those two huge guys behind you. They're yokai, right? They are yokai, aren't they?! The true Demon King of the Sixth Heaven?!” Before you read: 1. This is the second installment of Non-Honmaru Honmaru [Crossover]. You can read this story without having read the first one. Updates may be irregular due to overtime; I'm currently aiming for weekly updates. Work's been brutal, so I missed last week. Let me catch my breath and I'll post two chapters this weekend. (Note from 10/31) 2. This is not a serious story. The protagonist comes from the Nobunaga's Ambition manga. 3. Go ahead and read it. If my ideas make sense, I'll lose. 4. The protagonist is married from the start, but his wife will probably appear in only one chapter. There is no romance in the story, so I've put it under No CP. The protagonist neither flirts with anyone nor gets flirted with. There are no unrequited crushes, and his relationships with everyone, including the swords, are purely straight male friendship and the loyalty between lord and subject. 5. No corruption. No love triangles. No secondary couples. No bashing the government. No bashing the History Revisers. No bashing the inspectors. 6. I'll try to write an ensemble story. Thanks to the lovely Zhixingchen for the cover! The character in the picture is the protagonist! The lettering was done by the artist too, and it looks really cool!! Recommendations: Non-Honmaru Honmaru by Zhongjian Cangmu My completed story, a million-character epic. If you like historical research and the Sword Boys, give it a look. You can find it in my author page! Friend recommendations: Vampire Tsunayoshi by Jia Ershijia When the limited SSR card (x), Vampire Tsunayoshi, hears a little baby knock on his door and is told he has to become a nine-pocket face. The lovely Jia Er's delicate, gorgeous writing style is well known to everyone. How to Escape a Death Loop [Crossover] by Gu Qingsu A paper character sends a desperate plea for help. Should you help or not? This is a blurb for a planned story. The author has written 100,000 words ahead and will start posting soon. As someone who's already gotten to read some of the advance chapters, I can say they're delicious. Theme: Do everything in your power before leaving the rest to fate.