The Darling Girl of the 1970s

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Blurb:

The Su family's granddaughter got hit on the head and turned stupid! She woke up one day and went crazy!

She wrecked the stove while lighting the fire, pulled up the wheat while weeding, and even cooked the grain seeds when she made dinner...

The neighbors all felt sorry for Old Su. His granddaughter had been unconscious, and when she finally woke up, she was an idiot, a little spendthrift who'd ruin the family.

Su Li woke up in a strange place. The house was bare, with mud walls and a thatched roof, and there were poor people everywhere, seven or eight mouths to feed... but the prices were cheap.

Aside from being poor, it was all pretty nice.

Spendthrift Su Li was notorious in Baihua Village. She handed a beggar by the roadside a yuan in charity, only to discover she'd accidentally given it to a rich young man, Ji Ran.

Ji Ran stared at the yuan in his hand, completely bewildered.

"Don't worry, I'm richer than you," Su Li said, dressed in clothes covered with patches.

Ji Ran: ...

Ji Ran's good buddy tricked him into going to the countryside with him as an educated youth. A true spoiled rich kid, Ji Ran was completely out of place there.

One day, his buddy fell for a village girl at first sight and asked Ji Ran what he thought of her.

Young Master Ji frowned faintly. "She's just a village girl. How pretty could she be?"

His buddy talked him into going to see her. When Young Master Ji saw the spendthrift Su Li, he told him, "I heard she's not quite right in the head. And she's wasteful."

His buddy had no choice but to give up!

Later, he saw Ji Ran and that pretty girl walking around together.

His buddy: Just a village girl?

Ji Ran: My wife is the prettiest!

His buddy: Not right in the head?

Ji Ran: My wife will get mad if you say that!

His buddy: Wasteful?

Ji Ran: Every penny I earn belongs to my wife!

This is the story of someone who accidentally became everyone's darling~

Blurb written and saved on 2019.8.15

Coming next: The Princess Reborn in the Entertainment Industry [Historical to Modern]

Yan Hui was a princess, born to wealth and privilege, spoiled and domineering. When her kingdom fell, she and her consort died for their country.

When she woke again, she had transmigrated into the body of a starlet known as a pretty face.

She came from a powerful family. Rumor had it that every other person in the entertainment industry was her sugar daddy. She had no acting skills, yet always landed the female lead.

She heard a palace maid urging her to divorce her consort, and slapped her without hesitation.

Did the maid think she was dead?

"Who do you think you are, daring to urge me to divorce my consort?"

Then came a "Cut!" and a voice rang out at the same time:

"What are you going crazy about now?"

Yan Hui was completely dumbfounded: ???

She looked at the speaker, calm and composed, noble and aloof. It was the man she loved.

Yan Hui gazed at him with mournful affection, rushed over, threw her arms around him, and wailed, "My consort! I'll never lose my temper with you again!"

Director: ...

Producer: ...

Yue Mingchuan: ...

The award-winning actor Yue Mingchuan was handsome, refined, and an exceptionally skilled performer. Because his own mother had set him up, he had no choice but to agree to star in a ridiculous historical romance tailored by an old family friend for his beloved daughter: a domineering princess X a consort who falls for her and gets face-slapped.

Yue Mingchuan wanted no part of it.

On the first day the casting was announced, Yan Hui was dragged through the mud on trending.

On the first day of filming, Yan Hui was cursed out on trending.

On set, Yan Hui absolutely refused to argue with Yue Mingchuan. Her dewy, doe-like eyes shone as if they might drip water, leaving Yue Mingchuan dazed. The script was revised once, then again, then a third time.

They spent thirty episodes in love.

When the new series aired, viewers flooded the comments saying they wanted a romance like that.

At a press conference, they were asked if the two of them were dating. Yan Hui didn't want to cause Yue Mingchuan trouble and was about to say no, when Yue Mingchuan took her hand. "Yes. We're playing ourselves."

Weibo crashed.

An unconventional entertainment-industry romance, one couple, silly and adorable.

Advance notice: Eating Fish Really Doesn't Make You Smarter, xianxia

The deity Yin Yin's true form was a white-shouldered eagle.

Cultivating was hard for birds and beasts; it often took tens of thousands of years to achieve greatness.

But Yin Yin was lucky enough to be born that way.

She held a lofty position and was revered by every bird and beast.

One day, a rumor spread that the great one loved eating fish, and that was why she was so clever. The clan elders suddenly understood: So our ancestor is so smart because she eats fish? No wonder she's different from those of us who eat wild rabbits and pheasants!

Hoping to produce a few more clever youngsters, the clan chief ordered the young ones to eat fish every day. Before long, the white-shouldered eagle clan had turned into a giant fish market, and every last one of them was miserable.

The rumor died out soon after it began. After seeing their ancestor get lost for the Nth time, everyone tossed away their fish and protested tearfully: Eating fish doesn't make you smarter!

As a large bird of prey, Yin Yin was deeply unhappy about being directionally challenged. To preserve her dignity as the clan ancestor, she kept it tightly hidden and was always searching for a solution.

But when her clan fell out with the Phoenix clan, she had to help the Phoenix clan deal with a problem, putting her search for a solution on hold.

One day, she caught a silverfish in a lake, hoping to make silverfish and egg custard. By a twist of fate, she caught an ancient Yinglong undergoing a tribulation instead...

Confronted with a "silverfish" that didn't have half a pound of meat on it, Yin Yin decided she might as well swallow it. Once a battle-hungry force of nature who could command the wind and rain and travel between heaven and earth, Ying Jue was now a silverfish with no strength or cultivation.

At the very last moment, he cleverly said, "You can fatten me up before you eat me."

Yin Yin: ? A fish demon?

Ying Jue blew elegant little bubbles. "I'm still little. I'm still growing."

Yin Yin: ...

White-shouldered eagle X ancient Yinglong

One couple, sweet and adorable

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