This Divine Lord Just Wants to Eat a Fish

My next book: "Meng Po Wants a Sip of Soup Too". Matchmaker x Meng Po

Blurb: The true form of the high god Yin Yin is a white-shouldered eagle.

It is not easy for birds and beasts to cultivate. It often takes millions of years just to achieve great success.

But Yin Yin was born lucky. She was already a great success from the moment she was born.

Her status is extraordinary, and she usually exists only in legends. She is an idol to all birds and beasts.

One day, a rumor spreads that the great one loves eating fish, which is why she is so clever. The clan elders suddenly understand: So our ancestor is so smart because she eats fish? No wonder she's different from us, who eat wild rabbits and pheasants!

Hoping to produce a few more clever members of the clan, the chief orders all the youngsters to eat fish every day. Before long, the fine white-shouldered eagle clan has turned into a giant seafood market, and everyone is suffering.

The rumor is put to rest as soon as Yin Yin appears. After seeing their ancestor get lost for the umpteenth time, everyone throws away the fish in their hands and cries, "Eating fish doesn't make you smarter!"

As a large bird of prey, Yin Yin is deeply dissatisfied with being hopelessly directionally challenged. To preserve the dignity of an ancestor, she has always kept this fact under wraps and searched for a way to fix it.

But when her clan falls out with the Phoenix clan, she has no choice but to help them deal with their troubles, putting her search for a solution on hold.

One day, she catches a silver fish in a lake, hoping to make silver fish and egg stew. By a twist of fate, she catches an ancient Yinglong undergoing tribulation instead...

Facing a "silver fish" with barely an ounce of meat on its bones, Yin Yin decides she might as well swallow it. Once a battle-loving force of nature who could summon wind and rain and travel between heaven and earth, Ying Jue is now a silver fish with no cultivation and no strength to even swat a chicken.

At the critical moment, he cleverly says, "You can raise me until I'm plump before you eat me."

Yin Yin: "A fish demon?"

Ying Jue blows a bubble, looking perfectly elegant. "I'm still little. I'm still growing."

Yin Yin: "..."

White-shouldered eagle x ancient Yinglong

One-on-one, sweet and adorable

Blurb dated July 14, 2020, screenshot saved

My next book, "Meng Po Wants a Sip of Soup Too". Working title, Matchmaker x Meng Po

Yue Lan, the Moon Elder, is a ten-thousand-year-old bachelor in the celestial realm. Thanks to his guide to romance, all the married gods and goddesses consider him a close confidant.

He is as graceful as an orchid tree, witty and elegant, and beautiful as spring flowers. Yet even someone like Yue Lan can't win over the person he loves.

Meng Yao, the most beautiful woman in the underworld, is stunningly beautiful and cold, with a mercurial temper. She has guarded the River of Forgetfulness for tens of thousands of years and sent countless ghosts on their way. They say even the most vicious ghosts are no match for her. She can scare little souls waiting to be reborn into tears.

One day, after attending the full-month celebration for a friend's tenth child, Yue Lan can no longer hold back. He goes to the underworld to confess his feelings to Meng Yao, whom he has secretly loved for tens of thousands of years.

Without a word, Meng Yao ladles a bowl of freshly made Meng Po soup from the pot and hands it to him. "You're too handsome. You'll distract me from guiding ghosts to reincarnation and earning merit."

Yue Lan: "..."

This should have been nothing more than gossip about Meng Yao rejecting Yue Lan. But just as he confesses and she turns him down, chaos breaks out on the Bridge of Helplessness. A group of ghosts enter the cycle of reincarnation without drinking their soup. The Northern Yin Great Emperor and the Celestial Emperor discuss the matter and decide that whoever caused the problem should fix it. They dispatch the two of them to the mortal world to catch the ghosts and make them drink their soup.

Meng Yao gets off to a great start. As soon as she leaves the Ghost Gate, she catches two thousand-year-old evil spirits who happen to be sworn enemies, then hurriedly calls Yue Lan over to make them drink their soup.

Who would have thought that Yue Lan would indulge his professional instinct and pull out a red thread without hesitation?

Yue Lan: "..."

The sworn-enemy ghosts: "!!!"

Meng Yao: "...???"

Did he come here to cause trouble?

A Meng Po who cares only about making soup and earning merit x a ten-thousand-year-old bachelor Matchmaker who gives great romantic advice

One-on-one, sweet and adorable

In the Classic of Mountains and Seas, Meng Po is the second daughter of Emperor Yao. This story has a great many creative liberties, and she is an awesome fighter.

Blurb dated August 31, 2020

Theme: No one is perfect. Stay true to yourself!