Has Afu Retired Yet? [Western Crossover]

The end! A Fu has spent twenty years waiting for Young Master to get married and have children so he can retire and go enjoy himself. He's still waiting, and he's about to lose it. Daily question: Did Batman get married today? -No. When can A Fu retire? -Not anytime soon. A little scene from the cover: A Fu the butler: Please, just get married already! Look at all these options, QAQ! Baby Bruce: No! Big Bat (the master) x Real Bat (A Fu) My next story, already in the works: "[Western Crossover] Superhero Matchmaking Agency" by Qing Wa Tou Fu Lan Xavier inherited an estate: a matchmaking agency on the verge of bankruptcy. He pushed open the agency's battered, peeling iron door and sifted through a thick stack of matchmaking forms on a table with a broken leg. To his astonishment, all the superheroes and supervillains he knew by name had signed up, and not one of them had found a match. So the supervillains only cause trouble out of boredom because the nights are dark and chilly and they don't have dates? Xavier had an epiphany. He began doing his part for world peace, diligently setting his clients up on dates. Not long after, the superheroes were stunned to discover that no matter what excuse they came up with, they still ended up meeting the blind dates recommended by the agency. The supervillains were horrified to discover that this agency was cursed. They had blown up the whole street, yet it still stood there, completely unscathed. +++ A friend's ongoing story: "[Western Crossover] Building a Better Prison" by Zhong Zi Xing Zhang Dianyu became the warden in a prison construction game. Ever since a bunch of strange transfer prisoners arrived, his daily prison reports had started looking like this: Today, Hydra successfully infiltrated the guards in Sector D, causing a minor riot. The Joker killed six more people. An engineer led 32 inmates in digging an escape tunnel, and one other person has mysteriously disappeared... Wait, what's going on with Hannibal?! Zhang Dianyu: Is something wrong with this game? The undercover superheroes: ...Everything about this prison is wrong! The ambulances carrying corpses are blocking the main road! The prisoners: Staying alive is so hard. Theme: A sweet little romance