Is My Boyfriend the Dark Knight Today? [Western Crossover]

[Preorders open, please add to your reading list: "Batman's Homegrown Wayne": Batman/Batman is so good! "Who Isn't a Playboy?": The rich folks' fun (x) getting along] *********Novel Blurb********* "Clarion is twenty years old, weighs one hundred and twenty pounds, and has green eyes. Who are you?" The man opened his bright, sharp blue eyes without a trace of expression. He was muscular and fit, and definitely weighed more than two hundred pounds. "I don't know either." One day, Dawn, the world's chosen one, stumbled upon a mercenary who had lost his memory. From then on, his luck took a turn for the worse. Not only did his enemies suddenly become more active and start causing trouble nonstop, but the mercenary boyfriend he'd finally managed to win over suddenly turned out to be some little prince, the richest man in Gotham, and dumped him before running off. Gotham Reporters snapped photos of the sparks flying between two rich "playboys" as they met for the first time. But in the blink of an eye, both wealthy men disappeared, leaving their glamorous female companions standing there, while the two men hid in a corner and kissed like they couldn't bear to part... You rich people sure know how to have fun. P.S. The one who weighs one hundred and twenty pounds is not the male lead, really!! Don't mix them up. How awkward would that be... Original male lead, paired with the Caped Crusader. Top and bottom roles are interchangeable. Any out-of-character behavior is my fault. The timeline is a mess. All settings in this novel are original. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Preorder Blurb: "Batman's Homegrown Wayne" Gotham's Dark Knight never believes in what-ifs. But what if the tragedy in the alley had never happened? What if... The silent knight thought that perhaps young Brucey would have grown up happy and full of sunshine. Perhaps he would have become a doctor like his father, treating the sick and saving lives. Perhaps he wouldn't have become a famous playboy, but he would certainly have been happy. Perhaps... only Wayne Enterprises would still be run by someone who loved it more, just as in reality : ). But he never imagined that the Brucey of his dreams would fall from the sky and land in his bed. A Brucey falls from the sky. Dark Knight: Great, now you can help maintain both our secret identities! Brucey: ??? Wait, why "our"? Blurb: "Hands Off My Secret Identity" Did you know? Death isn't the end for a hero. As long as you help the body's owner live their life well, you can get a new body and keep on living. Just after receiving this message, Tony opened his eyes and saw: Sweet little Brucey? A playboy persona? I know this stuff! He flirted his way through a whole circle of people with practiced ease, and was about to invite one of the beauties to dinner. System: Please put on the Batsuit and become the Dark Knight to fight crime. Nini: ??? What happened to the simple, airheaded playboy persona? Batman: Get out of my body!!! [Angry] Theme: The best kind of love is when we both become better people.