(Batman + Superbat) I Don't Have Schizophrenia

In my mind, Black Bat is always piled on top of Bruce. Well, Bruce is on top of Black Bat, of course. Black Bat is asleep, while Bruce is busy trying to get himself killed. Owlman is discussing with the Batman Who Laughs whether Talons and Laughing Robins are evenly matched. If only those two would stop fighting, I'd be eternally grateful. Gray Batman and Injustice Batman are tinkering with a strange machine glowing purple.

I sigh, then turn and find Superman looking at me with concern.

Me: ...

Superman: ...Uh... B, are you, well... suffering from multiple personality disorder?

Me: Superman, you've got a lot of free time lately...

In my mind, Black Bat and Bruce calmly watch Superman. That is, if you ignore the string of red letters already floating from Bruce's palm, and Black Bat pulling out a kryptonite spear. Owlman and the Batman Who Laughs have stopped arguing, too. They play with kryptonite of various colors, wearing faint smiles. Gray Batman and Injustice Batman stop tinkering with the machine. They look at Superman, then start it up without hesitation.

Me: No! Stop the Brainiac mind-control device!

Superman, horrified: B! Multiple personality disorder can be treated! Wait, did you switch personalities just now?!

*Everyone gets redeemed, and they still have all their powers. The whole story is told in first person.

The premise is that the Batman of a parallel world who died becomes a personality of this world's Batman, and all the personalities can talk to one another.

The Lego Batman just drops by for a visit now and then. He's from a kid-friendly series, so how could he possibly die? Haha!

Maybe more people will drop by later? Who knows.

Pairing: SuperBat/SuperBat

Also, I'm writing this for love, so I may not know them well enough and they might be out of character. Please don't flame me if you don't like it.

Theme: I'm determined to become a great senior!!!