My name is Xia Ye, and I'm a weakling of a swordsman.
I have a junior sister. She's gentle and clever, kind and beautiful, knows everything from astronomy to geography, and is skilled in all the arts, from divination and strategy to music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. I could praise her for a thousand words without repeating myself. My junior sister is the best in the whole martial world, and there's no arguing about it.
But some people think my junior sister is a demon.
I don't believe it. My junior sister's legs are crippled, and she obeys the law, respects her elders, and cares for the young. Forget killing people, she couldn't even kill a chicken.
Slander! This is definitely slander!
So I took my sword and went to confront them when there were plenty of people around. But I never expected that the legendary senior martial artists would be so weak. None of them could even withstand one of my sword strikes, and somehow, I ended up becoming the Martial Alliance Leader.
But I wasn't happy, because they tried to convince me to capture my junior sister. I clenched my fists, ready to beat them one by one until they couldn't take care of themselves. But before I could even make a move, the whole martial world realized that they were the real big bads.
As expected, my junior sister is so wonderful. There's no way she could be a big bad.
Reader's Guide: 1. The female lead is the junior sister, truly disabled but determined.
2. The female lead really is a big bad, and she's super vicious!
Currently updating: The Couples I Ship All Have Tragic Endings
Blurb:
Xie Zhao's greatest pleasure in her previous life was shipping all kinds of couples. Every couple she shipped ended in tragedy in one bizarre way or another.
Xie Zhao was heartbroken. Then, after transmigrating, she happily started shipping the couple she thought was least likely to break up: her senior sister and her second senior brother. Childhood sweethearts, so close they practically grew up together. They were absolutely going to have kids for their junior siblings to babysit!
Besides, her senior sister was the number one expert under heaven, with a sword strike so brilliant it took everyone's breath away! Her senior brother was the richest man under heaven, and his lavish spending was unbelievably cool!
Xie Zhao thought this ship was guaranteed to sail! Every day, she agonized over what to name their future children.
Who could have expected that one day, her senior brother and sister would both descend the mountain, and her senior sister would be whisked off to her hometown by a cross-dressing master of disguise pretending to be a delicate white lotus?
Meanwhile, her thickheaded senior brother was talked into building a trade route through the Western Regions with the white lotus, straying ever farther down the path of being rich but wife-less.
Xie Zhao: I absolutely cannot tolerate someone breaking up my ship!
After giving the white lotus a thorough beating, she started shipping the number one couple in the martial world: the Martial Alliance Leader and the demoness of the Joyful Union Palace. Ever since the demoness declared, "I only wish to sleep with the Martial Alliance Leader," during their battle at Sunset Cliff, fans of the couple had spread across the entire martial world! A love-hate relationship! Angsty and sweet! This setup was just too good to pass up! The stories about the two of them could circle the Martial Alliance Hall countless times!
What's more, the Martial Alliance Leader himself joined in and became a famous fanfic writer among the couple's fans.
Xie Zhao was completely hooked, always wearing a knowing smile.
Who could have expected that the Martial Alliance Leader was impotent!
Xie Zhao: I'm sorry! I just can't accept an impotent man!
After shipping countless couples whose stories ended in tragedy, Xie Zhao began to think the martial world had bad feng shui.
Couldn't even one couple get together for real?
The people of Sun Moon Tower stared intently at their madam. Of course there is! You and the Tower Master are the sweetest couple of all! Every day, they plotted how to help the Tower Master carry their madam back home.
Xie Zhao: …
Reader's Guide: 1. A delightfully ridiculous, feel-good story!
2. Updates at 8 p.m., 3,000 words a day!