Stop Sending Me Good Person Cards!

Ji Wuyue is woken from her own coffin by a commotion. The moment she opens her eyes, she sees an unlucky fellow being hunted by a vicious ghost. She casually kills the ghost and absorbs its ghostly energy. As she wonders what to do with the unlucky fellow, he clings to her leg and sobs, "Waaah, you're such a good person!" Ji Wuyue: ?? As a dirt-poor zombie who can only feed on ghostly and demonic energy, Ji Wuyue never imagined that after sleeping for a thousand years, even finding food would become a problem. To fill her stomach, she has no choice but to embark on a path of exorcising demons and ghosts. Everywhere she goes, besides finding food, she also collects a pile of "good person" cards. Ji Wuyue: I really just want to fill my stomach! Three thousand words a day, silly and fun. Updates at six in the evening, mwah! New novel: You Call This Healing? Blurb: On the first day Lin Shuangxue returns to the game, she's bound by a System that calls itself the "World's Number One Healer" and gets the bonus prize of transmigrating across the stars. System: "Young hero, you have an extraordinary build and a full set of equipment. I'm sure you'll achieve the goal of becoming the top healer in the stars!" Lin Shuangxue takes a deep breath. "Is it possible you bound the wrong person? My friend is the healer. I'm not." The System turns pale with shock. It stares at her, and then bursts into tears. After talking things through with the System, Lin Shuangxue learns that there's no undoing what has happened. She can only go home after receiving the Star Alliance's "Number One Healer" medal. She takes a deep breath and smiles kindly at the System. "So I just have to get the medal?" At the time, the System doesn't understand Lin Shuangxue's sinister intentions and innocently nods. Lin Shuangxue looks down at her maxed-out Iceheart orange weapon. Healing just means making sure your teammates survive without a scratch. So... if she takes out all the enemies, her teammates will survive, right? Who wouldn't call that perfect healing? During a match, Commentator A excitedly introduces her to the audience: "This is the brilliant healer who's been making a name for herself lately. With her on the team, they'll surely break through the encirclement." Commentator B looks at Lin Shuangxue, surrounded by several mechs alongside her isolated teammate, and hesitates. "But she doesn't seem to be in a very good position." And while the two of them are talking, the healer's teammate finally can't hold out any longer and is knocked down. Commentator A is just about to say something when the match takes an abrupt turn. Lin Shuangxue somehow pulls out two long swords and single-handedly eliminates the enemies surrounding her. Commentator B: "?" Wait, you call this healing? Commentator A grits their teeth. "The goal of healing is to keep your teammates safe. Just tell me, did her teammate survive or not?!" Commentator B: "..." If by keeping your teammates safe, you mean knocking down every enemy attacking them. On the battlefield, the System watches Lin Shuangxue rampage with her swords and stares in astonishment. "Wait, our goal is to become a healer!" Lin Shuangxue: "Just tell me, did my teammate survive or not?" System: "..." Wait, that's not the kind of healing I meant! Theme: Stay positive, even in adversity