[Western Crossover] Rich Chocolate

A DC/Marvel crossover, mainly Superman. LL: "Where's my Ah Zhong?" The Superboy-Prime being jostled around had a splitting headache. LL: "Where's my Lieutenant Clark?" The young reporter, Mr. Kent, was having a very hard time. LL: "I want my rich chocolate, not white chocolate (Lord Superman)! And not plain chocolate (Superman)!" Injustice Superman: "Were you looking for me?" LL: "No!" A ridiculous, feel-good comedy. This is the tragic love story of LL, a cosmic girl who loses the one she loves every time the DC universe gets updated. She curses the writers to death and tries desperately to find her own Clark Kent (Ultraman), so she keeps blowing through the Clark card pool. But can someone explain why the pool is full of other Clarks? Where is her Ah Zhong? And this is supposed to be a limited Clark Kent banner, so why are there so many Hal Jordans in every color? She's given up. She's really tired. Take it from her, pulling cards is a dead end. Warnings: * The protagonist is an OC/original character: an eccentric girl, not in the style of American comics, with plenty of memes thrown in. * The male lead, Ultraman (Superboy/ Ah Zhong/leader of the Crime Syndicate), has different characterizations in different periods. The story will make it clear which is which. * The main purpose is to make the author happy. Everyone should have fun, and lively discussion is even better. Updates are irregular. * Based mainly on DC comics, the story begins with Crisis on Infinite Earths and touches on Infinite Crisis, Final Crisis, Blackest Night, Flashpoint, Forever Evil, Injustice League, Convergence, Rebirth, and more, with changes as appropriate. * The focus is on celebrating the characters. Collecting them is the main goal, romance is secondary. Includes the whole Clark Kent team and the entire Hal Jordan family (I want them all.jpg). Theme: Going a little crazy now and then is good for your health.