The Sorcerers Are Always Forcing Me to Make a Move

[You've encountered a Special Grade Sorcerer.] [Your factions are enemies. Battle triggered automatically.] [Agility check 1D100=82, failed.] [Luck check 1D100=5, critical success.] [You failed to draw your cursed tool and pulled out a ring instead. The sorcerer thinks you're proposing to him.] [Roll again for a Charisma check.] [Charisma check 1D100=43, success.] [The sorcerer is silent for a moment, then agrees. You are now married.] You, who were just about to drop to your knees and beg for mercy: "...Huh?" *Temporary blurb, to be changed later. Theme: The secret to a wonderful life is finding something to be obsessed with.